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Umar H Hassan

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If I ever get buried and the bugs are eating me, I expect that when they reach my stomach, they will meet resistance. The butterflies I grew when we first spoke will still defend their home. I imagine the worms baffled, outnumbered by wings made of memory.


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It’s a mistake to think race or tribe comes before Islam. The Prophet ﷺ came precisely to abolish tribal superiority. He said: “There is no superiority of an Arab over a non-Arab, nor a non-Arab over an Arab except by taqwa.” Islam unites hearts through faith, not lineage..

Arabs will not agree with you because their Race comes first before any other person who claims to be Muslim. Let's just do our Islam to our capacity and know we're dealing with Allah. Anything you collected that you might actually have collected something else cannot come…



As powerful as social media, it is also a dangerous tool. And next time mute the video if you have an agenda.

A Christian Sudanese child beggs for his life while a Muslim Jihasists is preparing to slaughter him. I can't stop crying 😭 Where is the world ? The rallies ? The headlines ? The flotilla ? UNICEF ? UN ? Hypocrites !🤮🤬 #Sudan



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Even Shariah law prescribes that people who cause such unrest be horribly executed. Negotiate ko, marinate ni

“People are ready to negotiate, why are we rushing to declare them as terrorists ?” - Sheikh Gumi, Renowned Islamic Cleric.



My nigga are you sure?

I explained this thing to a Muslim who hasn't left the southwest before. In the north, there are mosques and there are Yoruba mosques, and the two are not the same. There was a ruckus in NYSC camp when a Yoruba muslim wanted to lead prayers and the northerners refused.



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I’ve rejected 3 guys for marriage, and all three of them got married within a year. The fourth one got married yesterday. If any one of you is finding it difficult to get married, propose to me and get rejected. I’m a marriage curse breaker with a 100% strike rate.


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Video games are a healthier use of time than social media scrolling.

What controversial health opinion will have you in this position?

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The real devil are people who give kids to these people.

And this is another point 👉🏿 🥰🤗

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You’re a mumu man if you think Muslims care about tribes. We literally meet in mosques and stand side by side without introduction 🤣

Lol, Yoruba Muslims think northern Muslims actually rate them. 😂



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Picture this, guys. These two men will raise this girl and make her believe they are her real parents and also make her believe it is poss and fine for two same gender to give birth a child. This girl will attend same school with kids whose parents followed nature and she will…

And this is another point 👉🏿 🥰🤗

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With people like Gumi around, ending terrorism in Northern Nigeria will remain difficult. If these terrorists were raping his daughters or killing his children, would he still preach appeasement? Whether we like it or not, he’s part of the problem, and he needs to shut up!


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He got FIRED for asking this question.

EU Commission press briefing yesterday: Journalist: You've said that Russia should repay for reconstruction of Ukraine. Do you believe Israel should repay for reconstruction of Gaza? EU chief spox: It’s an interesting question, on which I have no comment at this stage.



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Four of My Favorite Films From 2024

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When a whale dies and sink, their carcasses—known as whale falls—provide a bounty of nutrients for a huge number of deepwater creatures, giving birth to its own ecosystem which can last for decades.

From HahaHype

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Arcane poster I drew!

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hear me out: the utmost disregard for the constitution and rule of law is the only cause of this mess things as simple as littering should attract jail terms of fines it takes just one government going heavy on punishing crime, corruption and moral decadence for everyone to…

The dishonesty in the country is alarming. Last week, I was with someone who opened a lounge along the VGC axis. In 7 months, he has fired 13 workers because of theft. Yesterday, I was speaking to a lady who bought some bikes for a delivery business. Her riders are causing her…



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Enthusiasm is slept on


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Hello , my name is ameerah and I’m a food vendor base in Kano Mandi rice : 5500 Chicken wraps : with chips 4k Loaded fries : 5500 Stir fry spaghetti: 5500

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Mandi rice : 5500 
Chicken wraps : with chips 4k 
Loaded fries : 5500 
Stir fry spaghetti: 5500
ameerahsunusi's tweet image. Hello , my name is ameerah and I’m a food vendor base in Kano 

Mandi rice : 5500 
Chicken wraps : with chips 4k 
Loaded fries : 5500 
Stir fry spaghetti: 5500
ameerahsunusi's tweet image. Hello , my name is ameerah and I’m a food vendor base in Kano 

Mandi rice : 5500 
Chicken wraps : with chips 4k 
Loaded fries : 5500 
Stir fry spaghetti: 5500
ameerahsunusi's tweet image. Hello , my name is ameerah and I’m a food vendor base in Kano 

Mandi rice : 5500 
Chicken wraps : with chips 4k 
Loaded fries : 5500 
Stir fry spaghetti: 5500

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Not every piece of advice you should take If it doesn't fit in your goal Don't take it End 🤝

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If it doesn't fit in your goal

Don't take it

End 🤝

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Never build your financial security on anybody—not a spouse, partner, parent, boss or friend except you plan to die quickly


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