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Abbasido.

@itzisamuk

I promised myself I'd become somebody even if i had to kill myself trying. Proudly muslim. Culer (FCB FAN)💯

Tiktok

Which app is not on your phone?

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99.9% of Igbos are heartless towards other tribes.

Start a problematic discourse??



In 2025?😂😂😂

2 secs everywhere burst 🫣



Congratulations, Berneese!

I’m very happy to announce that, I am officially part of the Decathlon family🥹❤️



These people are hypocritical. They're praising Dr. Joe, who revealed that he's from a family of 18 and his father has 4 wives, yet none of them make any negative comments; they're all praising him. What if this tweet had come from a northerner? So polygamy no be b thing again?😂

We are 18 biological o. Na the girls sabi book though. All the boys (including me) made 2:2. The girls? Two made First Class in Law; One made a First Class in Accounting; One just got 5.0 GPA in her MBA in the USA (we joked that she didn’t even leave any marks for the…



Valid!

Men only have 5 moods: 1. Constantly horny 2. how we gonna get rich 3. Random 2 am motivation 4. Intense loneliness 5. My family needs me



You're very stufit, sakare tafi daga nan inji Katsinawa.😂😂


You're a fkn liar. Hediot!

Nobody hates Burnaboy more than me. His attitude fucking stinks and his music isn’t good 👍🏾



Ronaldo fans are shameless wallai😂😂😂 isn't it clear Ronaldo is the problem?

Portugal are doing this without Ronaldo, imagine what they’ll do when he’s back THE WORLD CUP IS OURS

UTDTrey's tweet image. Portugal are doing this without Ronaldo, imagine what they’ll do when he’s back 

THE WORLD CUP IS OURS


Spare us the grammar. This is what matters, bro.

itzisamuk's tweet image. Spare us the grammar. This is what matters, bro.

After Kylian’s second goal, I had never witnessed Messi look so utterly lost, disorganized, disoriented, confused, stripped of every ounce of certainty. In that instant, the stadium didn’t just react; it bowed. Because that wasn’t merely a goal. That was Mbappe reshaping destiny,…



Abbasido. أعاد

Wallahi I’m so glad that our Muslim brothers have woken up. We’re no longer keeping quiet while those idiots throw hate and insults at us and our religion. I love the energy I’m seeing on the TL! Keep it up, mates 🤝🏼🔥


Maiduguri to lagos.

What is the longest road journey you've ever taken?

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Abbasido. أعاد

A Reverend Father Was Arrested For Supplying Various Calibres Of Arms To criminal Bandits In Plateau and Surrounding States. God will keep exposing these criminals

من A. Ayofe

Swears😭😭

The funny thing is the price of everything in that shop she is managing including her phone can’t buy Corolla .

LilMoGh's tweet image. The funny thing is the price of everything in that shop she is managing including her phone can’t buy Corolla .


Menee?😳

What?????

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Here u go!

itzisamuk's tweet image. Here u go!

A photo of you in a face cap 🧢 let’s have it 👀 🫴

Feenarh's tweet image. A photo of you in a face cap 🧢 let’s have it 👀 🫴


Abbasido. أعاد

One of the four Christians Plateau State kidnappers behind d kidnapping of two Catholic Priests from St. Vincent De Paul Parish, Pankshin Plateau State, has been arrested. The gang, shockingly led by the parish's own Financial Secretary, had demanded a ₦25 million ransom

ana_herleemerh's tweet image. One of the four Christians Plateau State kidnappers behind d kidnapping of two Catholic Priests from St. Vincent De Paul Parish, Pankshin Plateau State, has been arrested. The gang, shockingly led by the parish's own Financial Secretary, had demanded a ₦25 million ransom

Nice one, bro. cook them like beans😂😂

I don't know what he means by he wants to be a club owner. Is Real Madrid not a club anymore?



Do people eat private parts?

STOP EATING PRIVATE PARTS!!! STOP EATING PRIVATE PARTS!!! STOP EATING PRIVATE PARTS!!! STOP EATING PRIVATE PARTS!!! STOP EATING PRIVATE PARTS!!! STOP EATING PRIVATE PARTS!!! STOP EATING PRIVATE PARTS!!!



Abbasido. أعاد

That Pastor that was kidnapped in Plateau state? Guess who masterminded the kidnap? No, not a Fulani herder! Just guess again!!


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