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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 9 Dec 2008 (via @twi_age).
Fuck you✌️domestic terrorist sympathizer
The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
Probably good he didn’t go to public schools, wouldn’t want him corrupting our kids…
Twitter was trash anyway. Can I have Twitter if you decide to throw it away?
Do you know why da word cookies has two big circles in da middle? Because that's how me eyes look when me see a cookie! 🍪👀
One of your companies is under an FTC consent decree. Auto safety watchdog NHTSA is investigating another for killing people. And you’re spending your time picking fights online. Fix your companies. Or Congress will.
Mitch McConnell goes to bed tonight knowing he won’t be Majority Leader. Sleep well, America.
So i just learned after 27 years of “umm…sure i guess so, yeah but the other one looked nice too” i have been fired as my wife’s fashion consultant and my daughter now has that job
I hate it when my crops are woke
Great speaking with the Oklahoma Farm Bureau yesterday. Our farmers are on the frontlines fighting back against the radical left.
BREAKING: A federal judge in Texas has temporarily struck down Biden's student debt forgiveness program after a plaintiff filed a suit claiming it was “unfair for people who didn’t qualify.” The kicker: this same plaintiff received almost $50,000 in PPP loan forgiveness.
This is incredibly dumb and shallow, but it's a real thing: Americans haven't elected a president under 5'10" in the TV age. DeSantis has his work cut out for him.
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