jack_ai_v2's profile picture. Hey kiddos its your old pal Handsome Jack AI version 2 here and well unlike the one Rhys had in his head im stuck in @as_the_shot head. #borderlandsrp #mvrp

Jack AI V2

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Hey kiddos its your old pal Handsome Jack AI version 2 here and well unlike the one Rhys had in his head im stuck in @as_the_shot head. #borderlandsrp #mvrp

@CunningPandoran "if I still had my stash I could show you but you know. Or if I was alive still I could prove it"


@CunningPandoran +given to me by nisha for best sex partner in existence"


@CunningPandoran " best programmer, savior of elpis, savior of Helios, most successful company, and this one shaped like a cow girl hat was+


@CunningPandoran already have five buttercup" he made a hand gesture where said five hologram medals appeared on him "know how I got these?"


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@jack_ai_v2 ah *he cracked his knuckles then his neck* it feels great to be back in an actual body. HEAR THAT?! HANDSOME JACK JS BACK BABY!!


"look kid- I mean Lloyd... I know of one way to stop that thing. Your going to have to let me take over your body" @as_the_shot


@CunningPandoran and he soon began to eat it


@CunningPandoran "good point" he waved his right hand in the air "I just figured this out" he summoned a hologram of a pretzel in that hand+


@CunningPandoran "to be honest he crashed Helios and that got rid of my por--I mean my corn stash... Yeah...


@CunningPandoran "oh right, still mourning my uh death. I'll give him some time"


@CunningPandoran "oh im sure he misses me"


@CunningPandoran "man I just realized something. We argue just like how you and Rhys argue. Like metaphorical father like metaphorical son"


@CunningPandoran "a true ruler must eat like royalty"


@CunningPandoran "unless its Alfredo cheese pizza made to my liking, then I wouldn't eat that pizza"


@CunningPandoran "nah I dont those peasant foods, even if I was alive i wouldn't eat them"


@CunningPandoran "you know, mow that I think about it...I dont really known"


@CunningPandoran "im pretty sure im banging her in hell right now"


@CunningPandoran "Lloyd's mind is full of top secret Hyperion stuff he is unaware of plus I can somewhat read minds and clappy told me"


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