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Jackaybee

@jackaybee

memoirs of a self-sufficient bitch™

I miss my dad cause he would appreciate my look alike comparisons and laugh. Everyone is sensitive and think it’s mean. Like tbh I really am good at finding cartoon comparisons to people. 🥺


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FYI: You can block Nicki Minaj on Spotify.

solomonraymusic's tweet image. FYI: You can block Nicki Minaj on Spotify.

Sorry to everyone yesterday. I was delusional after having 1/2 hour of sleep.


Made my man watch wicked part 1 yesterday and making him watched part 2 today. He’s my girly pop from now on.

jackaybee's tweet image. Made my man watch wicked part 1 yesterday and making him watched part 2 today. He’s my girly pop from now on.

I got told today I’m more likable cause I don’t have kids. Crazy cause I actually have 2 cats that I birthed myself but okay.


Cracking tf up my bestie called me to make sure I’m awake cause I fall asleep anytime I’m drunkie

jackaybee's tweet image. Cracking tf up my bestie called me to make sure I’m awake cause I fall asleep anytime I’m drunkie

Having animals is really silly cause we all just walk into our house talking to them expecting them to talk back to us. I’m having full convos with them and then kissing them for acknowledgment. 😂


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streets saying tr*mp d*ed…………….


Stopped taking my anti depressants thinking I’m good…. WRONG! Let me go ahead and start it up again.


Depression been hitting HAWRD.


Clocking a shift in someone’s energy and then they show me exactly that my intuition is correct. I LOVE feeling validated. 🥰


FAWK CHELLY! OLANDRIA! CIERRA! Yall weird af!!!!


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Cierra, chelley and olandria think they’re giving PPG when really they’re giving mean girls


My mom just tried saying something that was pronounced in French and tried saying it in Spanish. I am cackling.


I will…. Go back to Coachella. I need to. I have too much FOMO!


The BBLs at disney today are brazy. Good for yall


My friend self diagnosed me as having ADHD…. Slay 🤩


I’m forever a foster fail. Like don’t let me meet a kitten at birth and then expect me to want to give it up


Telling one of the cats to be bad, hiss, and scratch when a potential buyer comes so they won’t want to buy my favorite cat.


The way no one invited me to watch the Super Bowl…… dam.


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