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J. R. Nelson

@jackrnelson

Aspiring writer and current UPS package smasher.

Who let me forget how awesome peaches are? Seriously?


ok,lady's and gents, ihave discovered the secret to a "pleasant" hospital stay: morphine and an ipad


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food pussy - Synonym for "mouth." Ex.: "The victim was punched repeatedly in the food pussy, police said."


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This seems like an awful lot of fuss over something that's not a celebrity sex scandal. #getoverit


(301): dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist


Sometimes being big and scary looking has it's advantages... No one sits next to you at the movies.


Froyo is in the wild baby, now we just need the source code! Giggity!


just played with an ipad... Nifty but unimpressed


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There is a porn version of the '66 Batman series. This trailer alone has higher production values than the original. http://is.gd/ci9i8 SFW

KenPlume's tweet card. BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY-official trailer

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BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY-official trailer


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On first reference, "fans of the band Insane Clown Posse." On subsequent references, "haaahahahahahaha."


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My message is the practice of compassion, love and kindness. Great compassion is the root of all forms of worship.


Just helped someone from College Park, MD with a question about *Android* ...on Aardvark! http://vark.com/t/OElK-q


Maybe it'll work now http://twitpic.com/1odamo


mudfest http://tweetphoto.com/xxxxxxxx


I'm broadcasting from Android phone, live on Ustream - http://ustre.am/hAUQ


I'm broadcasting from Android phone, live on Ustream. Come watch! - http://ustre.am/hAUQ


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