jacob_explosion's profile picture. probably listening to the Red Sox while driving to and from shows

Jacob Explosion

@jacob_explosion

probably listening to the Red Sox while driving to and from shows

Literally it’s been almost 3 years and I still don’t understand this tweet

what is tooty frooty on rudy ?



oh yeah, let me just carry a bag of water around with me get real

Useful tip for lost items



Destroying a perfectly good tool to limit it to only two tasks GET REAL

🤔🤔



Put in my two week notice and now I’m working harder than I ever have.

jacob_explosion's tweet image. Put in my two week notice and now I’m working harder than I ever have.

The Super Earth in question

jacob_explosion's tweet image. The Super Earth in question

It's only a matter of time until Super Earth Falls



Garrett Crochet is the best pitcher alive

COMPLETE-GAME SHUTOUT. 👏

RedSox's tweet image. COMPLETE-GAME SHUTOUT. 👏


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Take that ya Yankee Doodle Dandies

FINAL/10: Boston 2, Yankees 1.



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Red Sox 10, Yankees 7


Take that ya Yankee Doodle Dandies

Saturday night W! FINAL: #RedSox 10, Yankees 7 #DirtyWater



Zach Kelly, please save this game #redsox


I’ve never been this drunk 2 innings in. The Red Sox need to sober me up.

“Are you ok?” “Yeah, I’m just watching the Red Sox.”



me standing above my bed talking to my wife every night


Jesus was right, it is a Good Friday

jacob_explosion's tweet image. Jesus was right, it is a Good Friday

THAT’S OUR BOY!!!!

The creator of the Wally head, Jarren Duran!



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-Kristian Campbell is winning Rookie of the Year -Garrett Crochet is the best pitcher in the league -Both players I just mentioned just signed long term extensions -Rafael Devers is no longer hitless -Carlos Rodon is still horrible The energy is shifting


Fully agree unbelievable performance by Campbell tonight

AS I WAS SAYING KRISTIAN CAMPBELL 2025 ROTY



Caught my first of many Red Sox games tonight. We’re looking really good towards the end of the preseason. Can’t wait to listen to plenty of games while on the road this summer.


One day you’re 22 thinking you’ll live forever The next day you get heartburn because you drank water too fast


I will never in my life understand why people like crab legs Oh sure I’d love to spend $500 on a shitty plate of bug bone. No thanks, I don’t need a fork. I’ll just use Mjölnir to extract a small bite of meat. Yes please I’ll need 4,000,000,000 napkins Get real


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