Jacob C. Shuler
@jacobcshuler
Playwright, Personality, and Museum Professional ✍️🎭🏛️ Uncomfortable performing exit row functions and assisting in an emergency ✈️
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Read Momentary’s new blog post, “TIME, The Unknown Variable”: thisismomentary.com/post/time-the-…
Join us to celebrate Juneteenth this Monday, June 20. 🎉 Basic admission will be free to Illinois residents and special programming recognizing the holiday will be open to all visitors. ⬇️ fieldmuseum.io/Juneteenth
The way the whole train car’s phones just started sounding tornado alarms at once (a feature I did not know existed) and then we all just swiped them away and kept scrolling. #2022VibeCheck
when it comes to covid holiday precautions, be the bummer you want to see in the world ❤️
The heater on the red line is on fucking FIRE under my seat and my ass is absolutely LIVING for it.
I LOVE to put off until tomorrow what I can do today.
My secret is I put a little paprika on everything.
When the cat wakes me up early, instead of feeding him I’ve started vacuuming. I’m taking back my life.
my fall plans the delta variant
We’re building a politics of love. Because I love you, I care that you have food to eat. I care that you have a roof over your head. I care that you have what you need to thrive. That’s how our government should work.
*accidentally shares the wrong window on a Zoom business meeting* “oh how embarrassing, this is actually a draft of my novel. But now that I’ve got it pulled up, how does this section read to you?”
This morning’s self-care has been NOT waking up to start work 3 hours before the work day starts and I’m feeing… absolutely unhinged.
Does the act of highlighting ever actually transcend the anxiety over how bad we’re highlighting? How do we break the cycle? Please discuss.
MCA Chicago, Field Museum, the Art Institute, Navy Pier
Last night I fell asleep watching “The Croods 2” and woke up shortly thereafter watching “Shrek 2 (en español)” and for a moment my entire concept of reality was shattered.
Do people actually create Lifetime movies or do they just appear fully formed around hydrothermal vents where no life could possibly be?
Brushing your teeth after coffee sort of has mint chocolate chip ice cream vibes without the calories.
People don’t talk enough about how many of my passwords I remember. They only talk about the ones I forget. Think about that.
Is it okay to say that cats should probably be seen and not heard? 🐱 🤫
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