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are the 1000 RPCs in the room with us right now, @elonmusk?


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I can't top this.

nyt outpitched the pitchbot @DougJBalloon

snorukous's tweet image. nyt outpitched the pitchbot @DougJBalloon


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could i get th e opposite of this please

dril's tweet image. could i get th e opposite of this please

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Imagine no more. This is my life now.

I would be fucking LIVID. Imagine this fucking X sign right across from your bedroom. #x #twitter



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Alls well that ends well


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Today we charged Binance Holdings Ltd. (Binance); U.S.-based affiliate, BAM Trading Services Inc., which, together with Binance, operates Binance.US; and their founder, Changpeng Zhao, with a variety of securities law violations. sec.gov/news/press-rel…

SECGov's tweet image. Today we charged Binance Holdings Ltd. (Binance); U.S.-based affiliate, BAM Trading Services Inc., which, together with Binance, operates Binance.US; and their founder, Changpeng Zhao, with a variety of securities law violations.

sec.gov/news/press-rel…

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Twitter’s algorithm specifically labels whether the Tweet author is Elon Musk “author_is_elon” besides the Democrat, Republican and “Power User” labels github.com/twitter/the-al…

wongmjane's tweet image. Twitter’s algorithm specifically labels whether the Tweet author is Elon Musk

“author_is_elon”

besides the Democrat, Republican and “Power User” labels

github.com/twitter/the-al…

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i assumed that Elon Musk deleted his Super Bowl tweet because the Eagles lost turns out it was way more pathetic than that open.substack.com/pub/platformer…

MattBinder's tweet image. i assumed that Elon Musk deleted his Super Bowl tweet because the Eagles lost 

turns out it was way more pathetic than that  open.substack.com/pub/platformer…

Elon Musk deleted his Eagles tweet after they lost lol

MattBinder's tweet image. Elon Musk deleted his Eagles tweet after they lost lol


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BREAKING: George Santos just had his name called twice on the floor, and didn't respond. He seemed to MISS the Speaker vote as a result. SERIOUS QUESTION: Is George Santos even his real name?


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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Republican from Georgia, holds her smart phone with former US President Donald Trump on the line, as Rep. Matt Rosendale, a Republican from Montana, waves it off during a meeting of the 118th Congress in the House Chamber on Friday. #SpeakerVote

Al_Drago's tweet image. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Republican from Georgia, holds her smart phone with former US President Donald Trump on the line, as Rep. Matt Rosendale, a Republican from Montana, waves it off during a meeting of the 118th Congress in the House Chamber on Friday.

#SpeakerVote

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It's me, hi 👋


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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes


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So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.


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i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022


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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

Cobratate's tweet image. Hello @GretaThunberg 

I have 33 cars. 

My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. 

My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.

This is just the start.

Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.


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I’m not cis, you are


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Yes, Twitter error, I know it's not my fault. In fact, I even know whose fault it is! #TwitterDown

acitrano's tweet image. Yes, Twitter error, I know it's not my fault. In fact, I even know whose fault it is!

#TwitterDown

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While you're screwing around with the twitter UI, could you at least make the text indicators somewhat line up with the icon buttons?

blockwonkel's tweet image. While you're screwing around with the twitter UI, could you at least make the text indicators somewhat line up with the icon buttons?

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new twitter ui

KennethDredd's tweet image. new twitter ui

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new Twitter UI looks like when I used to download like 200 toolbar extensions onto my old virus-laden PC til it looked like this

IzzzyzzzArt's tweet image. new Twitter UI looks like when I used to download like 200 toolbar extensions onto my old virus-laden PC til it looked like this

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