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Jake marcus

@jakemarcus98

26|Blackpool

State of this mongrel

There is nothing British about copying the slogans of foreign countries you daft cunt.



If you call creamfields ‘creams’ you need putting down


Ibiza can fuck off, absolutely rammed beyond belief anwhere ya go. Pacha tonight was a joke, sardine central even in the toilets. The Gaff is HELL


The southern accent is so whiney and painful, shut up


Stephen Graham best actor to exist


Do not see the appeal of going to Dubai on holiday, so many better places to go for the price of it


Any glitch opening tickets for sale? #glitch


How’d you do in your fight matey. stick to making videos in ya bedroom wrongen

So dumb



Americans are absolute hell


Work done for a month giddup ☀️ 🍺


Jake marcus reposted

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

hardestgeezer's tweet image. The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡
hardestgeezer's tweet image. The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡
hardestgeezer's tweet image. The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

Ahahahhahahahahaha alright mr tumnus, let me know when ya can grow a beard properly as well ya fuckin child

jakemarcus98's tweet image. Ahahahhahahahahaha alright mr tumnus, let me know when ya can grow a beard properly as well ya fuckin child

Never mentioned hairline I wonder why… Hairline’s further back than Ron Weasley losing scabbers…



Serves you right for using a 10% discount code

£80 for that

x__faaaye's tweet image. £80 for that


Plymouth are in the championship ya blob

When you’re a lower league fan seeing the fall of clubs like United is quite enjoyable. How an earth anyone is still backing Ten Haag I will never know.



Nuke the place

21-year-old Alina Falhati’s family were told yesterday that she was not among the people kidnapped by Hamas from the music festival. She was murdered on the spot. It took weeks to confirm her murder because she was found in a pile of bodies that had been set on fire.

visegrad24's tweet image. 21-year-old Alina Falhati’s family were told yesterday that she was not among the people kidnapped by Hamas from the music festival.

She was murdered on the spot.

It took weeks to confirm her murder because she was found in a pile of bodies that had been set on fire.


Selling 1x XXL ticket #WHP


What a weird thing to lie about

Never thought I’d be sat crying watching a bibi live set at solid grooves



Yet carlsberg is there and that’s alright? Freak

41 million and you stick San Miguel on tap in your own gaff. He should be forced to give it back



Jake marcus reposted

A fairytale ending for a legend of the game. Broady, thank you ❤️ #EnglandCricket | #Ashes


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