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Jake Baldwin

@jakeobserving

I’m a 5 on the enneagram and therefore have so many observations about the world. This is where my wife writes them down.

Better now by Post Malone is annoyingly catchy. And by that I mean I’m embarrassed that I like it.


Where is the best place for an outside screen? Outside?


Also being a cowboy is just embracing the cliché and living it proudly.


Does anyone sing songs about Vans shoes? I have those.


I also just don’t wear enough boots. In general.


I don’t wear enough boots to need boots that have roots.


It’s impossible for me to relate to country music. Not a hot take- just the truth.


I have a lot of political observations but I refuse to get political.


Trying to decide on nickname for baby. Quinny-B sounds like a vitamin supplement. “Did you take your Quinny-B today?”


Relevent just called a free kick a penalty kick. Penalty kicks are for fouls INSIDE the box and taken without other players blocking the ball.


Mourinho looks like he just walked straight here from his hotel room in his long sleeve shirt & jogger pants. Other coach is in a suit.


If you actually follow soccer, you’re probably a Manchester United fan


When I have an opinion about something I like to call it my “hot take”


Bailley- #3 is the best central defender in the premier league


The Man U team that is playing tonight is mostly our bench. Which our bench could be the best thing about our team.


Argentina would have gone farther without Messi


The apple chicken sausage is the best chicken sausage at Trader Joe’s. Which is a high compliment...to that chicken sausage.


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Han Solo movie was alright. There were a lot of things in the movie that were kind of cute I guess. It was as sentimental as possible. I’m glad they didn’t exclude force-users. Connecting Han to the rebellion was very forced. Again, needlessly cute.


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