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Jake Wright

@jakew3

Christian, Music, Humor, Dog owner. Internet Marketer and Entrepreneur

been away from twitter for a while. It's great to be back!


Always put off until tomorrow what you shouldn't do at all.


I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He asked "How flexible are you?" I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".


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Families are like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts.


Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal.


Minds are like parachutes - they function only when open.


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I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day...but I couldn't find any.


We know more and more about nothing and less and less about everything.


Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain


Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up'. ~Joe Namath


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In Baltimore, the Psychic Friends Network has filed for bankruptcy. They say they never saw it coming.


Alarms: What an octopus is.


Money can't buy you happiness . but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ~Spike Milligan


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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain


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