jamesasrust's profile picture. Part-time worker in the great beyond. Writer. Divorced. Father of three. Bollocks to Brexit.

James Rust

@jamesasrust

Part-time worker in the great beyond. Writer. Divorced. Father of three. Bollocks to Brexit.

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James Rust reposted

Did you miss out on Oasis tickets? Would you like a Mr Benn keyring? It's a must for every adventurer! All you need to do is retweet this & one of you will win this Fabulous keyring.

thebowlerhatman's tweet image. Did you miss out on Oasis tickets?
Would you like a Mr Benn keyring?
It's a must for every adventurer!
All you need to do is retweet this & one of you will win this  Fabulous keyring.
thebowlerhatman's tweet image. Did you miss out on Oasis tickets?
Would you like a Mr Benn keyring?
It's a must for every adventurer!
All you need to do is retweet this & one of you will win this  Fabulous keyring.

You can't beat a girl with a good voice. Unless you're @chrisbrown


#pointless Jagged Little Pill is not Alanis Morissette's debut album.


The day I'd let #alexandraburke judge anything I do, is the day I chew on the loud end of a shotgun.


James Rust reposted

Today it’s two years since we lost Sean. It’s hard to believe sometimes that he’s not here. Miss you old friend

BillBailey's tweet image. Today it’s two years since we lost Sean. It’s hard to believe sometimes that he’s not here. Miss you old friend

Still my favourite American paedophile #MichaelJackson


What has three hundred teeth and only two facial expressions? Janet Street-Porter #LooseWomen


James Rust reposted

Suella claimed £2,684 on utility bills on her second home. Give this a retweet if she should pay for her own utility bills. @SuellaBraverman

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Give this a retweet if she should pay for her own utility bills. 

@SuellaBraverman

You can't beat a girl with a good voice. Unless you're @chrisbrown


Tried for several hours to report fraud on my #natwest account, and I just cannot get through. Passed from pillar to post, then the phone goes dead. About time I changed my banker @NatWest_Help


Looked through all of this, and there's not a single act I've got any interest in. Take me back to the nineties #Coachella


Should've been shot as a traitor. #edwardviii


Good luck inside, sunshine #BenjaminHannam


Don't bother asking @NatWest_Help for 'help' despite having been a customer since 1997. Utterly skint due to divorce and cut overtime, until payday on Monday, and cannot afford food. Begged them for help and was turned away. Nice #natwest


Styles has come dressed as his aunt for some reason #BritAwards


Dreading the 31st January? Sign this open letter to let our friends in the EU know that we won’t be celebrating (and that we'll be back one day) #Brexit #SeeEUAgainSoon @ScramNews 👇 actionnetwork.org/forms/sign-the…


James Rust reposted

1 day before #Brexit. Got shouted at by a male stranger in the street (while talking to my *toddler* in Lithuanian) asking to thank him and go back to my country. The shitshow has started and no one knows how bad it will get


Totally loved the book by @mrjamesob. My grandad is a militant kipper and I gave him a copy; he threw it at me. No higher praise.


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