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i own a sixty dollars and it’s at the bank

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hey man wanna come over? i was planning on having a perfect day


I haven't had a new uncle in 15+ years. This has been hell


Me before da movie "One Battle After Another" and then me after da movie OBAA (One Battle After Another")

jardsmard's tweet image. Me before da movie "One Battle After Another" and then me after da movie OBAA (One Battle After Another")
jardsmard's tweet image. Me before da movie "One Battle After Another" and then me after da movie OBAA (One Battle After Another")

There's not such thing as a bad crumb. Scientists have never been able to find one


Getting my diaper changed for personal reasons


Congrats on your son's first birthday. The playlist I made on March 1st, 2024 also just recently had a birthday


Just about anything could be in here... what do you think it is?

jardsmard's tweet image. Just about anything could be in here... what do you think it is?

Some of the best sounding stuff in the world is music if you ask me... Do you agree?

jardsmard's tweet image. Some of the best sounding stuff in the world is music if you ask me... Do you agree?

Can you guess how many there are? Or is that not something you're capable of?

jardsmard's tweet image. Can you guess how many there are? Or is that not something you're capable of?

Do you think this is enough money? Or would you like a little more?

jardsmard's tweet image. Do you think this is enough money? Or would you like a little more?

Wow I'm guessing that would smell so delicious

jardsmard's tweet image. Wow I'm guessing that would smell so delicious

I'm sitting here imagining the sound this makes and I bet it's beautiful

jardsmard's tweet image. I'm sitting here imagining the sound this makes and I bet it's beautiful

For lunch, I'll probably go for something off the lunch menu. And when dinner comes around I'll opt into something listed on the dinner menu


This would be amazing to receive as a birthday present

jardsmard's tweet image. This would be amazing to receive as a birthday present

I bet a few of these dishes would taste really good

jardsmard's tweet image. I bet a few of these dishes would taste really good

Here's some great news for toy lovers. There's a new type of toy


I bet my life would be quite a bit different if I ever stumbled upon this....

jardsmard's tweet image. I bet my life would be quite a bit different if I ever stumbled upon this....

I bet this would feel so good

jardsmard's tweet image. I bet this would feel so good

the ugly store called. Apparently Mike the owner has been accused of killing his wife and they want you to testify as a character witness in his upcoming trial.


Was up all night thinking about this

jardsmard's tweet image. Was up all night thinking about this

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