Java Dogs Body
@javadogsbody
A frustrated over worked and undervalued Java developer.
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What a day. Team writing code to map requests from old style to new style are arguing that they don't need to map date/time formats from iso to legacy. Wtf is their mapper for if the upstream does all the work?
The @segment @qcon talk, what a car crash. Failed the root cause analysis that has now blighted their tech stack for years. Micro services were never the solution to your problem.
Had to put up with a right dick who thinks a couple of comments in #Jira is a functional specification. Then when tips he had to do some analysis threw down his tools until he had his DoR signed off.
Apple leave me alone, I am Linux laptop and Android phone. Discuss. Not listening though.
Did a coding test. I am good but felt I didn't show my best. Damn damn damn
Just had a moment of panic, started to type "assman" instead of "accman". Had to search entire project in case I had flipped names a while back and hadn't realised.
I urge everyone at @Microsoft reading this to please speak to the highest ranking VPs and SVPs you know, and ask them to right this wrong.
My friend Eric was just sentenced to 15 months in jail for helping refurbishers reinstall Windows on their computers. washingtonpost.com/news/true-crim…
Just approve the pull request we will fix the issues later. Like f*ck you will.
I am back to my old ways of wanting to kill all the rest of the team for being lazy, short cutting hackers. No I won't fix their problems.
Some one is not happy with what they are allowed to see in the app. So I've been asked is there a switch to turn entitlements off. Of course we all build backdoors into the system. Muppet.
Is it acceptable to be asked to do a third technical test as part of the interviewing process?
The good thing about the last 2 tiring weeks is it wasn't me! What a relief.
I love Windows, 1 hour and 45 minutes to log in this morning.
So we have all these automated steps and one manual step. Guess which step failed in the release? (Palm of hand meets forehead at speed)
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