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I might be covered in cat hair but I still smell good. When you're footloose and collar-free, well, you take nothing but the best. Doowutchyalike.

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Fuck this country, government, president, app, and your mom

jawk's tweet image. Fuck this country, government, president, app, and your mom

American users opening TikTok are being greeted with a message crediting Donald Trump for restoring the app: “Thank you for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump’s efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S!”

PopBase's tweet image. American users opening TikTok are being greeted with a message crediting Donald Trump for restoring the app:

“Thank you for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump’s efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S!”
PopBase's tweet image. American users opening TikTok are being greeted with a message crediting Donald Trump for restoring the app:

“Thank you for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump’s efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S!”


Internal bleeding? You mean he got a bruised ego?


Get rid or Kylo and Rey and retheme the land. You can keep Mando and Ashoka as they’re technically alive during the original trilogy.


Took 4 more years but Matchbook is BACK!!!!

2 years late but we did it, Joe :') see y'all in the fucking pit at the warfield



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Excellent work pointing out him switching the phone to his other hand. Any average criminal lawyer in the US could put this man behind bars for first-degree murder. It beats me why Vance would sacrifice his chance at being elected president to protect this guy?


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Awfully convenient that Nicki Minaj found her conservative voice right as she’s losing a $20M mansion and her husband needs a pardon. Just like Russell Brand becoming an anti-woke crusader right after being accused of sexual assault. It’s a grift as old as time.


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Christmas came early 😭

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Hey @Disneyland you should ditch Avatar for Zootopia Signed, The obvious


sssteeeeeaaaaam maaachiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnne


I don’t know how or why people think @elonmusk is a genius - he can’t even answer a simple question properly. What a fucking dumbass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ROGAN: “What makes Mamdani a swindler?” MUSK: “uhhhhhhhh….”



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BREAKING: Kash Patel gets caught red-handed "grifting off the American public" by abusing a $60 million FBI jet and taxpayer money for a wrestling date night with his much younger girlfriend. And the corruption gets so much worse... According to FBI whistleblower Kyle Seraphin…

OccupyDemocrats's tweet image. BREAKING: Kash Patel gets caught red-handed "grifting off the American public" by abusing a $60 million FBI jet and taxpayer money for a wrestling date night with his much younger girlfriend.

And the corruption gets so much worse...

According to FBI whistleblower Kyle Seraphin…

why the fuck did sonic collab with a street/skate clothing brand that can't fulfil orders on time? holy shit dude, over a month now. and GOLF also having fulfillment issues - OMG LYKE WHAT IS GOING AWNNNN


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The hostage release today - and the credit Trump is getting and taking! - is a reminder of just how bad the Democrats are at politics. Not only did Biden refuse to force this deal on Netanyahu and thereby help Harris defeat Trump, but most people aren’t even aware that Biden got…


Did not expect 2025 to be the year @billburr turns into the thing he’s bitched about in his sets in the past. I guess his dignity had a price after all. What a fucking loser sellout.


djing my sister's wedding this weekend her- "sprinkle some sailor moon songs in there" me-

jawk's tweet image. djing my sister's wedding this weekend
her- "sprinkle some sailor moon songs in there"
me-

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this is when they're the age he likes them the most

Trump: Hepatitis B is sexually transmitted. There's no reason to give a baby that's almost just born hepatitis B. So I would say wait until the baby is 12 years old



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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.


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Hate speech from politicians should be grounds for termination‼️


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