jaycee long
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I’m having my wedding in italy solely for the pun of serving italian wedding soup
Sometimes I know I'm wrong but Ima keep arguing cause I’m never wrong
I turn my subtitles on and convince myself I’m reading a novel
just remembered I used to make towel animal origami feeling nostalgic
If you get excited about eating breakfast for dinner, don’t come in my mentions saying it’s not “time” for Christmas music yet. You sit there and eat your (probably overcooked) scrambled eggs at 7pm and I’ll enjoy Little Drummer Boy while it’s 80° out. PA RUM PUM PUM PUM!
Im supposed to be on a budget but i choose vibes everytime
still don’t know how those people at the carnival could guess your age, weight or birthday
The existence of the Grand Canyon implies there’s a Tall and Venti canyon jk
One time I accidentally used waterproof mascara for a year
Not feeling like Floyd in this May weather :/
Hear is just short for human ear
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