Matt Fleming
@jaykels107
You touched me in the cup
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This will forever be the most 🔥 I’ve seen a stadium during warmups....
Idk why but it just doesn’t feel like Jan 6 this year
500 absences 0.8 GPA in a coma for 2 years How the FUCK did max graduate with everyone else
Your mum didn’t carry you for nine months so you could buy blueprints for Arc Raiders
Jalen Hurts is 10-0 against Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Matthew Stafford, and Lamar Jackson since this moment:
No way the whole fuckin orchestra is both TRANS and SIBERIAN.
opened two gifts this morning and they were my eyes
fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
Me: “Do you have any books on turtles?” Librarian: “Hard back?” Me: “Yeah, with little heads.”
Cam Newton says he would’ve come out of retirement if the Colts reached out to him, and says it’s a ‘slap in the face’ that they signed Philip Rivers instead of him. “Hell yeah,” Newton said when asked if he’d consider playing for the Colts if they called. (via @4thand1show)
Here’s what I’m gonna say…. Any Eagles fan that is turning on a top 5 qb in this league and a Super Bowl MVP will get blocked idc🤷🏽♂️ I have been an Eagles fan since 2008 and ever since Hurts has taken over as QB the Eagles have made it to 2 superbowls and won one against this…
A reminder of who Jalen Hurts is…
Opting out of every hit piece that comes out about my favorite football team. Bunch of immature bullshit that grabs clicks. They won a Super Bowl 8 months ago, stfu
People think Jalen Hurts gets “carried” by a team that can’t run block, WR’s aren’t getting any separation and an OC that is predictable with zero creativity. Think about that.
If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed you pretty much enter God Mode
“Ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?” Buddy I’d let him shoot a gun if he wanted to
Surprised I haven't seen Herbstreit's dog telling me to "go to keepmynetworks dot com now" today.
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