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Matt Fleming

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This will forever be the most 🔥 I’ve seen a stadium during warmups....



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Idk why but it just doesn’t feel like Jan 6 this year


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500 absences 0.8 GPA in a coma for 2 years How the FUCK did max graduate with everyone else

vidsthatgohard's tweet image. 500 absences 
0.8 GPA
in a coma for 2 years 

How the FUCK did max graduate with everyone else

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Your mum didn’t carry you for nine months so you could buy blueprints for Arc Raiders


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Jalen Hurts is 10-0 against Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Matthew Stafford, and Lamar Jackson since this moment:

_TheEagleTimes's tweet image. Jalen Hurts is 10-0 against Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Matthew Stafford, and Lamar Jackson since this moment:

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No way the whole fuckin orchestra is both TRANS and SIBERIAN.


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opened two gifts this morning and they were my eyes


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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this


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Me: “Do you have any books on turtles?” Librarian: “Hard back?” Me: “Yeah, with little heads.”


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Cam Newton says he would’ve come out of retirement if the Colts reached out to him, and says it’s a ‘slap in the face’ that they signed Philip Rivers instead of him. “Hell yeah,” Newton said when asked if he’d consider playing for the Colts if they called. (via @4thand1show)

fballforeverhq's tweet image. Cam Newton says he would’ve come out of retirement if the Colts reached out to him, and says it’s a ‘slap in the face’ that they signed Philip Rivers instead of him. 

“Hell yeah,” Newton said when asked if he’d consider playing for the Colts if they called. 

(via @4thand1show)


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Here’s what I’m gonna say…. Any Eagles fan that is turning on a top 5 qb in this league and a Super Bowl MVP will get blocked idc🤷🏽‍♂️ I have been an Eagles fan since 2008 and ever since Hurts has taken over as QB the Eagles have made it to 2 superbowls and won one against this…

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Any Eagles fan that is turning on a top 5 qb in this league and a Super Bowl MVP will get blocked idc🤷🏽‍♂️ I have been an Eagles fan since 2008 and ever since Hurts has taken over as QB the Eagles have made it to 2 superbowls and won one against this…

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I like it, Picasso.

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A reminder of who Jalen Hurts is…


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Opting out of every hit piece that comes out about my favorite football team. Bunch of immature bullshit that grabs clicks. They won a Super Bowl 8 months ago, stfu


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People think Jalen Hurts gets “carried” by a team that can’t run block, WR’s aren’t getting any separation and an OC that is predictable with zero creativity. Think about that.


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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed you pretty much enter God Mode


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He just like me fr #RealEater

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#RealEater

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“Ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?” Buddy I’d let him shoot a gun if he wanted to


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Surprised I haven't seen Herbstreit's dog telling me to "go to keepmynetworks dot com now" today.


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