Jonathan Stroble
@jbs286
Public Defender, Cornell Law, USN, Oracle, Xerox, UMaine.
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Honestly I wouldn’t be upset if @POTUS kept the @Chiefs helmet on for the rest of his presidency. Or any helmet.
Mountain Bike, MTB. Personal Computer, PNC. General Electric, GRE. Direct Message, DRM. Television, TLV.
Just realized that "infra," "above," "supra," and "below" all have five characters and now I want a word with my law school.
Twitter rewards people for typing stupid things, and it really rewards the people who type the stupidest things.
“Your client is scheduled to appear before the Board of Parole during the month of November 2047. The Board requests a statement or recommendation from you regarding this individual being granted parole. Please send your reply within 30 days.”
I got a car loan from @MandT_Bank . Good rate, that's fine. But every month I have to login to their website and click fifty buttons to make my monthly payment becaaaaaaaause registering for auto-debit requires me to WRITE ON AND MAIL A PAPER FORM and is it 1995? No it is not.
This is probably still my favorite tweet of all time. 🐝
My buddy, the one who wants to become a public defender, also says that he would knowingly let a client perjure himself on the stand because A) who would know and B) fuck the system, it’s corrupt. Can you believe this guy?
I feel like when I scream “you’re welcome” at my cat, he just wants to scream it right back at me
1989: Rock n’ roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore! 2024: oh honey
Picturing the prospective jury panel in their underwear is going to be so much easier with my new Vision Pro
My friend, the one who wants to become a public defender, also thinks there’s a place for incarceration in the criminal justice system and I’m like, lol, good luck fascist
My very smart, talented, and hard-working lawyer friend wants to become a public defender but he believes that police should exist, poor guy.
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