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John Somerville

@jcsomerville

Just some else on the internet.

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I peed in a stranger’s bathroom and this scared the shit out of me.

jcsomerville's tweet image. I peed in a stranger’s bathroom and this scared the shit out of me.
jcsomerville's tweet image. I peed in a stranger’s bathroom and this scared the shit out of me.

Didn't plan on drinking a pint glass of hot milk today but here we are. 😔


Tomorrow is the big day.

jcsomerville's tweet image. Tomorrow is the big day.

"Don't threaten me before I've had my coffee."


Unrelated: Quit my job today. This bathroom gets a 7/10

jcsomerville's tweet image. Unrelated: Quit my job today.

This bathroom gets a 7/10

Just a picture of me n the boys.

jcsomerville's tweet image. Just a picture of me n the boys.

I watched a pot boil to fruition.


Reddit keeps showing me DJ subreddits.


Only just now, for the first time in my life, did I realize how stupid that surname Armstrong is.


A few days ago an old polish man kissed my dog right on the mouth and said "We are brothers".


People's pants getting bigger these days?


Excuse me, seriously, please and thank you, LISA is in the New White Lotus?!?


Runnin' outta pants.


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