jdthomasauthor's profile picture. Forensic Investigator by day, Writer of mystery and profane sentence enhancers by night. Current WIP: The Crash Detective, a new scientific thriller series.

John Dylan Thomas

@jdthomasauthor

Forensic Investigator by day, Writer of mystery and profane sentence enhancers by night. Current WIP: The Crash Detective, a new scientific thriller series.

Share if you can- my friend and I were playing at PGA West last summer and were involved in an altercation with a member of the course. The man hit into us, yet my friend is the one serving community service for it. What gives?


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Yeah don't do this, folks. Gross.

lindzmcleod's tweet image. Yeah don't do this, folks. Gross.

Marlins GM to Padres: okay, for Arraez, we want Head and Suk-Go. Padres GM: *sigh*, alright. *gets on his knees* Marlins GM: what… what are you doing? Padres GM: oh… sorry, you meant…. Marlins GM:….I didn’t say stop.

jdthomasauthor's tweet image. Marlins GM to Padres: okay, for Arraez, we want Head and Suk-Go.

Padres GM: *sigh*, alright. *gets on his knees*

Marlins GM: what… what are you doing?

Padres GM: oh… sorry, you meant….

Marlins GM:….I didn’t say stop.

1) why did it take two bodies before they launched an investigation? 2) who’s “taking a bite out of the competition” a little too seriously?? 😂😂😂

jdthomasauthor's tweet image. 1) why did it take two bodies before they launched an investigation?

2) who’s “taking a bite out of the competition” a little too seriously?? 😂😂😂

“…well, no one really raised concerns until it was noted that Pat McGroin, Dixie Normous, and Oliver Clothesoff were nominated in multiple categories.” -Ben Dover, snubbed nominee 😂😂😂

ESPN engaged in a scheme to win extra Emmys for College GameDay by unsubtly modifying the names of its hosts. This was to dodge a weird rule that prevented on-air talent from being eligible for some awards, so they just gave them fake names. 😅 theathletic.com/5193316/2024/0…

RedditCFB's tweet image. ESPN engaged in a scheme to win extra Emmys for College GameDay by unsubtly modifying the names of its hosts. This was to dodge a weird rule that prevented on-air talent from being eligible for some awards, so they just gave them fake names. 😅 theathletic.com/5193316/2024/0…


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So this was like WOW today. Thank you to whoever helped me reach this. So humbled. NORMA ELLIOT’S SECRET JOURNAL BOOK 1 & 2 mybook.to/sVjnkY victoriasimcox.wixsite.com/mysite-1

rejoicemls's tweet image. So this was like WOW today. Thank you to whoever helped me reach this. So humbled. NORMA ELLIOT’S SECRET JOURNAL BOOK 1 & 2  mybook.to/sVjnkY victoriasimcox.wixsite.com/mysite-1

I’m happy to announce that my WIP, A Night at The Hourglass, is finally finished. Time to start pitching. Wish me luck, Twitter!! 😂


Boarding a flight to Maui for my day job. Seems like the kind of place to also be inspired for a new story. Stay tuned. 😎😂


Hmm… maybe my next series will include something like this. 😂

jdthomasauthor's tweet image. Hmm… maybe my next series will include something like this. 😂

Way to go, @StephenKing, ruining secluded cabins for the rest of us as always. 🙄🙄😂

jdthomasauthor's tweet image. Way to go, @StephenKing, ruining secluded cabins for the rest of us as always. 🙄🙄😂

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Know what happens to kids who grow up with unfettered access to books? They read. They think critically. And when they have questions or feel uncomfortable, they turn to trusted adults & have conversations that help them grow. Try being that adult instead of banning books.


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