Jeb 🇫🇮
@jebolson
If you're conducting a background check, I hate you.
I'm so completely right in everything that I believe that nobody else deserves to have an opinion. I'm now pro-censorship and anti-free speech because I'm too right about everything
White genocide is real, and we need to stop pretending it’s not.
First Christmas crashout, kicked out of the Trump administration. Second Christmas crashout, kicked out of politics. Third Christmas crashout, kicked out of the country. Fuck you @VivekGRamaswamy
I was about to cross a small bridge when I saw a fat fuck about to cross. I pulled off to the side to wait. @Racing__Cowboy can you relate?
Anybody else noticing this trend where women say "I don't love you anymore"? Kinda cringe ngl
I'm only for the war in Venezuela if the real reason we're doing it is to take their oil. Otherwise, I couldn't give less of a fuck about some tyrannical regime
Be honest bro, if it were just me, you, and your wife left on earth, would you let me bang her? Purely to prolong the human race, of course
I refuse to eat meat with bones. Its not just eating around the bones it's also the cartilage and hard bits in it you have to take out of your mouth. Why don't you just put rocks in my mashed potatoes?
The all girls reboot (always way worse)
A guy was telling me today during a one on one conversation that he's upset his 5'2" 200 pound wife has lost 10 pounds. I think I stood silent in thought for five minutes afterwards
Best thing Trump's done so far
Trump signs an EO on H-1Bs raising "the fee that companies pay to sponsor H1-B applicants to $100,000"
I showed somebody a video of a finnish military parade and the first thing they said to me was "does the Finland not have immigration? Why are they all white?"
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