P.J. Davis
@jeeeezpeej
I have tweeted once every 7.6 days for 15 years, so click it, it's worth it.
"Noooo!!!!! I'm not saying all refs involved with the ending of that Ole Miss vs Georgia game need to be Old Yeller'd, but......they need to be Old Yeller'd." Guy at the bar just now
"B-b-but he doesn't even take a salary..."
Taxpayers have now shelled out nearly $71 million for President Donald Trump’s golf hobby since he retook office in January, with his second-term total on pace to break $300 million, huffpost.com/entry/trump-go…
So....you're tellin me that Jesus deflected the bullet for the fat fuck Donald Trump, who can't recite one verse, but decided not to deflect one for the devout douche, Charlie Kirk? Must be confusing being your own father
If the Commanders play the Chiefs in the Super Bowl it will be the biggest one ever. We are guaranteed either the first ever rookie winning a Super Bowl as starting QB, or the first three-peat.
Got drunk and forgot about a pizza in the oven and when I remembered and looked in the oven it looked like this...life is good.
Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth need to shut up about how the Giants fans are feeling. They are fucking 6-10. Fuck the fuck off.
Hey @espn it’s nice to yell at the TV about something other than the outcome of a game, but guys have GOT to make the “Your Event Is In A Commercial Break” thing last a little longer than 3 seconds. #ItsWorseThanADVDMenu
How can I arrange to have the 90’s theme music from NBA on NBC play every time I am reading one of @real_bobcostas tweets?
It’d be sweet if Ted Cruz pulled an about-face, and at opening arguments for this Pennsylvania thing just said “My wife is beautiful. Biden 2020.”
> Lavar Ball
His reaction to his son making his middle school basketball team is everything 🙏❤️
They should’ve added “proper spelling” below “Dogs”
His reaction to his son making his middle school basketball team is everything 🙏❤️
Andy Dalton began his slide way too late. Still a hard hit to the head, and still worthy of ejection, but...cmon now...this was more foolish on Dalton’s part more than it was “evil” on Bostic’s part. 🤷🏻♂️
Gallup extends on Ramsey just before the ball arrives, while they are both *sprinting*. Slow-mo doesn’t do this foul even a tiny bit of justice. I like that the refs didnt ignore this (especially on a play worth half the football field) just because there was 20 secs left
You’ve just been canceled. The sixth picture in your camera roll is the person/thing you got canceled for supporting/believing in.
Was just walking down the alley by the oldest bar in Chicago, The Green Mill, and saw this. Smh. #ChicagoRiots
Chicago is on curfew again. No trains or buses this time. This is the fifth Purge movie and it sucks dick. Biiiiiiiig dick.#ChicagoProtests
I dunno why, but I hate it when a tweet with a misspelling or grammar error recieves hundres of thousans of licks.
Is there a list of people who were arrested during the protests in Chicago? My roommmate has barely left the house for 3 months and he didn’t come home. Thanks.
If you watch this video without the sound, it’s actually kind of beautiful.
You’ve just been canceled. The sixth picture in your camera roll is the person/thing you got canceled for supporting/believing in.
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