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jeff maxim

@jeffthemaximum

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Someday I’m gonna be looking like an idiot while I try to remember how to swipe a metro card and I can’t wait


Someone please invent spill proof bubble container/wand, you’ll be a gazillionaire


I know everyone is excited to get out in their own way - but the energy amongst parents I’m meeting at the playground who’ve been trapped inside with toddlers for the past year - it is different


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Thank you everybody for all my happy birthday messages! You made this big bird feel like a big deal!💛


How hard is it to learn to sing? If I took voice lessons, how long until I could be decent? 10hrs?


You’re an ncaa basketball coach. Do you wear


I love company social events so much


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Don't forget. The Trump administration literally had no plan to vaccinate anyone other than nursing home residents. The "plan" quite literally was to deliver vaccines to airports in each state and let states figure it out with no plan or funding. This is a fact.


Our last name is now mackum


What is a babysitter


Lotta lawnmowers out in the city tonight


Greatest hits albums are better than Spotify’s popular list


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50 years ago, a break-in at the FBI’s office in Media revealed that the agency had been spying on Swarthmore faculty members and students, including every African-American studying at the College. swarthmore.edu/bulletin/archi…


If I was independently wealthy and could work the job that made me happiest and the job I was best at, I’d be a patient advocate


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Anyone who says they "can't complain" when you ask them how things are is certainly no friend of ours! If you can't figure out something to complain about, then you're just not paying attention!


A year into remote work, How is the interrupter at your company handling zoom calls?


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