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Jen Clarke

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Grizz by 15

.@memgrizz status report, Nov. 20 at @BrooklynNets: OUT Bane - RT Big Toe Sprain Green - LT Knee Surgery Recovery Jackson Jr. - Return From Injury Management (RT Foot Surgery Recovery) Lofton Jr. - Two-Way Transfer Morant - LT Ankle Sprain Williams - RT Patellar Tendinitis



I don’t think I’ve ever seen a field goal doink IN before. #GTG


If you look closely at this dang map you’ll see a blazing hot star right over my ding dang house #dang

Use of "dang" in the United States

TerribleMaps's tweet image. Use of "dang" in the United States


What the heck is happening in the Liberty Bowl right now?


“This Is How We Do It” after a missed field goal. Do these people listen to lyrics or what 🤦🏻‍♀️


the only Halloween tweet that matters

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

katiedippold's tweet image. Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe


I know this is going to sound like a Mad Lib, but a busker is playing “Hallelujah” on an accordion in the Container Store parking lot.


Feeling extremely called out by my cross-functional partners #contentdesign

jensized's tweet image. Feeling extremely called out by my cross-functional partners #contentdesign

This is surpassing “we’ve got you covered” as my biggest copywriting pet peeve. Of course nobody said ‘charcuterie,’ it’s 9 am. I can tell it was plucked from some hurried Excel file of subject lines. Hate it.

jensized's tweet image. This is surpassing “we’ve got you covered” as my biggest copywriting pet peeve. Of course nobody said ‘charcuterie,’ it’s 9 am. I can tell it was plucked from some hurried Excel file of subject lines. Hate it.

Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t see anybody in the office today because here’s what I just discovered when I changed out of my work clothes!

jensized's tweet image. Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t see anybody in the office today because here’s what I just discovered when I changed out of my work clothes!

They’re the same size now and they’re ganging up on us

jensized's tweet image. They’re the same size now and they’re ganging up on us

LinkedIn notifications are the worst. “People are reacting to a post from your coworker” ahh yes some fun content from my coworker THE CEO


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