When we forgo common sense we no longer seek common ground.


Ask yourself this, which is longer your mental check list or your actual check list?


Watch a wonderful movie last night, I laughed, I cried, I farted, then laughed again. 😂


Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half white? He’s gray.


Tomorrow is international women’s day so if you know an international woman you probably have to buy her a gift.


With batteries “AAA” is smaller than “AA”, but with bra sizes “D” is smaller than “DD”. That’s why English is the hardest language.


I’d like to wish everyone a happy new year but happiness is not guaranteed. So, let me say that I wish that everything that goes wrong next year, let it be tolerable.


We are granted the right to pursue but given no guarantee to obtain. 🧐☹️


Speaking of Darth Vader, you know “Darth” is not his first name it’s a title indicating his position among the Sith. His first name is actually Taxi. Now the I.R.S. is looking for him. That’s him: Taxi Vader (tax evader)


I knew there was meatless burgers but then I saw meatless meatballs. So,… what is it? Just balls? No thanks.


What kind of money did they have on Superman’s home planet? Krypto-currency.


It’s hard to be humble when you’re surrounded by idiots.


Just got word from corporate, no raise until next April. Thanks Trump!


Ok now go make it GREAT!!


If Trump wins will they put “Bigly” in the dictionary?


I think the work ethic has vanished. Not mine, but everyone else.


Considering that we must fact check everything at this point, I’m surprised that Snopes doesn’t crash at least twice a day.


Be humble. Boost your ego but kill the id. When are you going to start thinking for yourself?


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