You might like
What's the point of going paperless if I'm still gonna get sent that shit in the mail anyway? W-2s, I'm lookin at you 👀
"Where were you all day on Monday?" "Oh, I was at a motorcycle class." "Oh okay. You know what not to do, right?" Yeah but lowkey learning to be a goon can make you a safer rider, soo... 🤷
You ever just fall into a rabbit hole of listicles about why your life sucks and now you think you're some depressed, antisocial, alcoholic vegetable husk of a subhuman? Listicles are my WebMD
Have you ever taken a shit so horrifyingly big that you... A) ...wonder how you survived B) ...wonder how you didn't lose any weight after I almost met God today...
I'm slowly approaching the point where I'm choosing not to look at my work Slack so I can just go in and be disappointed for 8 hours instead of 24.
Y'all ever just feel really undignified trying to get out of a car parked in between two other cars?
I just found out about the recent passing of competitive Chun Li player BrolyLegs. But given his play style I think a more fitting gamer tag would have been ChunniLingus Mad respect for the guy though to be able to play at that level. RIP 🙏
When your coworkers pretend it's your birthday on the comms and the resident workplace goddess thinks it's the real deal
Get yourself a separate pair of tweezers for the sole purpose of picking your nose. You're welcome.
When you see a "Buy 2, Get 3 Free" deal on chips the question isn't "Should I?" it's "Which flavors do I want?"
I felt a strangely crunchy thing in the back of my chair the other day. It was a half eaten PopTart still in the wrapper.
I dunno who "her" is, but...
she tried to promote abstinence on a college campus 😂
Damn I just took the nastiest shit at work. THE NASTIEST FUCKING SHIT. No, I won't be posting any pictures.
Dad: "You got a trash bag back there?" Without waiting for a response from me or my brother he proceeds to toss some trash into the backseat where there currently resides my brother, myself, and no trash bags.
Watching One Piece all the way up to the Wano Arc at 1.5x speed and then suddenly watching an episode at normal speed.. ... it feels so slow.
You ever been so busy doing nothing all day that you forgot you had something to do that day? Teehee, my bad 😅
I'm so conflicted right now... The barista at Starbucks actually pronounced Jerizzome right 🙂 But I wanted my drink iced ☹️
My new favorite moment on the job is getting my supervisor to put uwu into a work document
United States Trends
- 1. #alert N/A
- 2. #signal N/A
- 3. Ford N/A
- 4. Anton N/A
- 5. Lakers N/A
- 6. TJ Sabula N/A
- 7. #RHOSLC N/A
- 8. #ErfanSoltani N/A
- 9. #ComingDokkan11th N/A
- 10. thalia N/A
- 11. Wemby N/A
- 12. Peyton Watson N/A
- 13. Jalen Johnson N/A
- 14. AI Summary N/A
- 15. Chet N/A
- 16. Joe Rogan N/A
- 17. Hytale N/A
- 18. Kai Cenat N/A
- 19. Tommy James N/A
- 20. Rock Chalk N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.