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Jeremy Lindgren

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So cancelling everything in this country because a generation of people that are generally incapable of covering their mouths when they cough or sneeze might get sick and die is the most boomer thing I've ever seen. #coronavirus


So if Trump builds the wall in Colorado will they change the name of the state to Wallorado? #ColoradoBorderWall


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To: Republican colleagues From: Everyone else Date: Today Re: Constitutional duties After diplomat Taylor’s testimony you can no longer question whether this happened. The question is if you choose to follow the law or be part of the cover-up. We look forward to a response.


If Iowans got as upset about @SteveKingIA being racist as they are about Carson King being accused of being racist, then they would finally vote the asshat out of office........🙄🙄🙄


Is Sean Payton a shop teacher or a football coach? #whatswiththeglasses #NFCChampionshipGame


Joe Buck is the number one cause of pushing the mute button #WorldSeries2018


If it is a mental lapse on Gore swinging at the 3-2 slider, isn't it a mental lapse on Maddon to not give him the take sign? #nlwildcard


Ezekiel Elliot is the biggest Ewok .


Too soon?

Fantasizing Priest Accidentally Turns Communion Wafer Into Body Of Altar Boy trib.al/FN3hrpu

TheOnion's tweet image. Fantasizing Priest Accidentally Turns Communion Wafer Into Body Of Altar Boy trib.al/FN3hrpu


I love the #LLWS but my favorite thing I’ve seen is the Canadian kids covering their mouths during a mound discussion so the Panamanians can’t read their lips. How do you say aboot in Spanish?


I know it is satire, but it seems totally possible.

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page.

KeatonPatti's tweet image. I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page.
KeatonPatti's tweet image. I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page.


Why does @MLB even review plays if they constantly get the review wrong?


Can’t wait to watch all 73 of Tiger’s shots tomorrow while we get to see 6 of the actual champion’s shots #TheOpenChampionship


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Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but these Michael Cohen tapes coming out during Shark Week can't be a coincidence.


If you can learn anything by watching the #WorldCup it's that every soccer injury is infinitely more painful than any injury, in any other sport, ever.


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I'm not, he made the best choice for him. Just watch...

I really want K Thomas to be a 1st rd pick. If not, gonna be ticked that he didn’t go back to Creighton



A 264 yard par three is the dumbest golf related idea since Caddyshack 2 #USOpen2018


On my way to the Twins game. Going to be the first time I’ve worn pants to a baseball game since I actually played in one 😜


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Jerry Jones Offers To Pay Players' Fines For Domestic Violence trib.al/xwDxvTL

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Can i get a Mariachi band and taco truck sent to me at work without having to go on a racist rant? a.msn.com/01/en-us/AAxqJ…


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