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Jesse Lee Keenan

@jessefive

Just me. And some kids. And some fun.

Movie idea: The Princess Switch 4, all three Vanessa Hudgens have triplets who look alike, and all 9 kids trade places with each other in an endlessly confusing plot


Listening to old christian metal and realizing we had the whole horror thing down back then. Not only did we believe in an actual hell that we'd go to if we didn't say the right magic words, we also believed that there were literal demons wandering the Earth trying to get us 🤯


Hopeful thought for the day: This younger generation is going to be explaining to their kids the sound of a gas car engine starting the same way we explain the sound of a dial up internet connection to them


GenZ is going to save the world

One of the anti-maskers tries engaging with the high schoolers, asking where the Krusty Krab is. The responses: - “At the bottom of the ocean.” - “Valet parking.” - “Sus.” - “The Krusty Krab is a metaphor for society.”



Thanks to @SupplyNinja and @CameronRitz we now have a new xbox series X. But all my kids want to play on it is some game called Goat Simulator!?


Gaslighting 101 via @tedcruz . Oh you're mad at something terrible I did? That's your problem, not mine....

Oh, there’s anger? Now why would there be anger that Cruz amplified known lies about our election that fueled an insurrection that cost ppl’s lives? What does he think the logical response to his lies should be? A hug? Maybe there’s anger bc his actions deserve accountability.



I'm loving the whole #wsb story, and following the reddit, but damn, the ableist slang in that forum. Its really hard to keep trying to ignore r*trd as playful self deprecation... smh


Jesse Lee Keenan reposted

“We will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one…There is always light, if only we’re brave enough to see it—if only we’re brave enough to be it.” Amanda Gorman makes history as youngest poet in recent history to read at a presidential inauguration: abcn.ws/3bVWOlN


I was almost feeling patriotic until the pledge. I kinda forgot that even existed 🤮


Jesse Lee Keenan reposted

"We must characterize them as they are: They are a dangerous mob of grievous white people worried that their position in the status hierarchy is threatened by a multiracial coalition of Americans who brought Biden to power and defeated Trump." 53eig.ht/38ruvJz


So let me get this straight, he's in trouble for the shots that DIDN'T hit anybody? Man, if only there were sleeping black folks in those other apartments to kill, he'd be all clear. Better luck next time Brett..


Has anyone coined the term "aggro-culture" yet? If not I call it!


100% true

The thing they don’t tell you about becoming a parent is that you will start to cry during every movie



Tearing up every time I read about this

The thing they don’t tell you about becoming a parent is that you will start to cry during every movie



What's cool is that jacket!


Wow. Literally in tears

The thing they don’t tell you about becoming a parent is that you will start to cry during every movie



Jesse Lee Keenan reposted

My nephew @BraedenArt piece that he painted for my hometown’s Martin Luther King Jr. Oratorical Art Contest. He’s at the public library right now showing. He’s 13. No art classes ever, other than YouTube. Read his description too.

rafranzdavis's tweet image. My nephew @BraedenArt piece that he painted for my hometown’s Martin Luther King Jr. Oratorical Art Contest. He’s at the public library right now showing. He’s 13. No art classes ever, other than YouTube. Read his description too.
rafranzdavis's tweet image. My nephew @BraedenArt piece that he painted for my hometown’s Martin Luther King Jr. Oratorical Art Contest. He’s at the public library right now showing. He’s 13. No art classes ever, other than YouTube. Read his description too.

Jesse Lee Keenan reposted

Thankful for the opportunity to honor Dr. Martin Luther King,Jr. I call this piece, ”The Reflection” - Painted with acrylics on a canvas

BraedenArt's tweet image. Thankful for the opportunity to honor Dr. Martin Luther King,Jr. I call this piece, ”The Reflection” - Painted with acrylics on a canvas

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