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Jillian

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Naïveté is the mother of adventure.

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Five times a year I watch a complete stranger crash out because the SUE fossil uses it/it's pronouns and the SUE Twitter uses they/them. We don't know the sex of the SUE fossil, so that's what we do. You are going to be ok I promise; This is all just happening in your phone.


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i do think Emma. (2020) is a perfect movie and i do feel bad for everyone else who doesn’t know that truth


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People who live in small towns are scared of cities, and people who live in cities are scared of small towns. People who have lived in both are only scared of small towns.

I wonder why America’s small towns are so placid, lovely, and orderly. It’s a total mystery



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One thing I’m proud of as an American is that even during our descent into fascism we have some fun days.


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you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games


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if they really care about growing the game it’ll be caitlin clark

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨



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has anyone considered that millennials aren't aging bc those koolaid jammers and lunchables preserved us?


At this point I think @Cookunity instructs their drivers to throw their "sustainable packaging" into the nearest dumpster instead of bringing it back for reuse. This is the 2nd time I have found my bags in the dumpster IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! Like bruh at least try to be sneaky!

jilli_c's tweet image. At this point I think @Cookunity instructs their drivers to throw their "sustainable packaging" into the nearest dumpster instead of bringing it back for reuse. This is the 2nd time I have found my bags in the dumpster IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! Like bruh at least try to be sneaky!

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If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important


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Don’t be afraid if the sun goes dark today. That’s just an omen. Nothing to worry about.


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I thought I needed therapy, but then I listened to 20 one-hit wonders from the 90s and now I'm fine.


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He has risen

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hey sorry for being a bitch earlier it’s just that too many noises were happening at once and my pants feel too tight


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It’s a scientific fact that Sausage Egg McMuffins taste better if you eat them while you’re driving


100-300 babies die a year from RSV and parents can't get their hands on this shot because it was too big of a financial risk for pediatricians' offices to pre-order their supply. COOL COUNTRY WE'VE GOT HERE 🇺🇲🤦🏻‍♀️


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