jillybreen's profile picture. I got 99 problems, and they all wizards.

Jill

@jillybreen

I got 99 problems, and they all wizards.

"I think I'm going to start calling my exes yesterbaes"


"I want to get to know him more so we can make fun of him"


Manny and I once picked Kylen up from the train station, and she found our car by following the sound of Avril Lavigne's "complicated."


"i once saw a priest drop his keys and bend over to pick them up and it was just so human it ruined religion for me"


i'm not deleting all my painfully misinformed Facebook friends because they're usually the ones who post the best baby animal videos...


Tatu is a little too intense for the amount of pizza and beer we've had today


All the things you said just came on and of course Austin and mason and Mario and I danced so I intensely we threw chairs into the backyard


"I'm trying to look sad, but I look sexy all the time"


"you are a gem someone found in a rock"


Mason hung over on the couch: I wish I grandma was here. She'd know what to do.


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Today's look: A terrible, insatiable existential hunger, plus my new favorite boots.


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Develop your self-consciousness until you confront the ideal of eternal good. Beyond that, you should really take care of your skin.


Just saw a girl put soda in her coffee


btw when you were watching the super bowl, i was watching this shower curtain thinking about how much i want it

jillybreen's tweet image. btw when you were watching the super bowl, i was watching this shower curtain thinking about how much i want it

jessica lange um yes please

jillybreen's tweet image. jessica lange um yes please

this picture probably raises so many questions for people who look through my Facebook

jillybreen's tweet image. this picture probably raises so many questions for people who look through my Facebook

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