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Gaslight Tommy competition: Whoever can get Tommy to believe the craziest thing wins. Prize: $5000. Winner will be announced Nov 22 2032.


I see ONE ant and suddenly my body hallucinates feeling them all over me


Waking up shaken like what craziness was my subconscious subjecting me to last night


Have you ever been so good at something that you’re allowed to brag about it


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keithedwards's tweet image. Wow. What a photo.

This meeting is giving over


No one told me about sleep schedules???


In the mood to be radicalized


Maybe it’s because we just watched pink panther or maybe it’s because my manager is French but I’ve been muttering things under my breath in a French accent all morning


Show me the software that runs the nyc metro system


Family Christmas dinner got everyone listening to Will Herbst’s top songs of 2022


Feeling down? Go get yourself a haircut


You have to think of companies the same way they think of you: profit mechanism. - wise words from my good friend georgebush42069


I can get behind patriotism if it’s about beating the brits


Bereal creators (people who post early) and bereal consumers (people who post late)


Y’all ever react to people on bereal discover


Before Leaving for a trip I like to reach into my bag and take 3 things out at random… just to make things a little more exciting


The number of times I’ve put in my laundry before a run only to return to both of my towels in the wash… 🤦


Don’t tread on me It’ll make me horny


I love me a good long falling action


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