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Little Shirley Beans

@jmorowitz

Former mini-golf course employee.

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Thanks for coming back with an edible arrangement.

Dinosaur exhibits change — but I guess so do life situations

SirJoscha's tweet image. Dinosaur exhibits change — but I guess so do life situations
SirJoscha's tweet image. Dinosaur exhibits change — but I guess so do life situations


Oy vey.

Dinosaur exhibits change — but I guess so do life situations

SirJoscha's tweet image. Dinosaur exhibits change — but I guess so do life situations
SirJoscha's tweet image. Dinosaur exhibits change — but I guess so do life situations


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I’m in a weird second hand finds group on Facebook and this woman has the ACTUAL FALKOR FROM NEVER ENDING STORY IN HER GARAGE.

CaraLisette's tweet image. I’m in a weird second hand finds group on Facebook and this woman has the ACTUAL FALKOR FROM NEVER ENDING STORY IN HER GARAGE.

Little Shirley Beans reposted

It finally happened: someone asked me where the library was in Spanish. I’ve been training for this since high school.


Little Shirley Beans reposted

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SILK IS MADE FROM BOILING SILK WORMS.....????????? THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION BTW I THOUGHT SILK WORMS MADE... SILK... AND WE COLLECTED THEM...... OR SMTHG..


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my theory is suburbanites fucking love Disney World because it’s their chance to to enjoy walkable dining and entertainment experiences with convenient mass transit without having to see homeless people.


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my ancestors never dreamed of having this many tabs open at once


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bro you gotta check out this new show it’s streaming on shbleebo and you log on through your health insurance account


Fun!

❓ How often do extreme wind chills of -30 to -40 occur? They are very rare, generally only 1-2 hours/year south to around 14/year north. These may occur for 12 hours+ Thu night! ⚠️ Making this even rarer & more dangerous is that they may occur with near blizzard conditions.

NWSDesMoines's tweet image. ❓ How often do extreme wind chills of -30 to -40 occur? They are very rare, generally only 1-2 hours/year south to around 14/year north. These may occur for 12 hours+ Thu night!

⚠️ Making this even rarer & more dangerous is that they may occur with near blizzard conditions.


Little Shirley Beans reposted

Chicago Public School students shouldn’t have to pay to take CTA to get to and from school.


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If tea spread to your country by sea you call it tea, if it spread by land you call it chai. This is because the ports of Fujian and Taiwan use the coastal pronunciation "te", whereas Mandarin uses "chá"

UtterlyInterest's tweet image. If tea spread to your country by sea you call it tea, if it spread by land you call it chai. This is because the ports of Fujian and Taiwan use the coastal pronunciation "te", whereas Mandarin uses "chá"

Little Shirley Beans reposted

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture


Little Shirley Beans reposted

How did ONE hour make it go from dark at 9pm to dark at 6pm……somebody lying 🤣


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What if we all just migrate over to the same google doc


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TICKET GIVEAWAY: Retweet this and follow @UnitedCenter on Twitter for a chance to win two 100 Level tickets to see Harry Styles #LoveOnTour here on Oct. 14! #HSLOTUC One winner will be randomly selected. Travel not included. Good luck! 💙

UnitedCenter's tweet image. TICKET GIVEAWAY: Retweet this and follow @UnitedCenter on Twitter for a chance to win two 100 Level tickets to see Harry Styles #LoveOnTour here on Oct. 14! #HSLOTUC

One winner will be randomly selected. 
Travel not included. Good luck! 💙

Greatest punk band of all time.

❓ How often do extreme wind chills of -30 to -40 occur? They are very rare, generally only 1-2 hours/year south to around 14/year north. These may occur for 12 hours+ Thu night! ⚠️ Making this even rarer & more dangerous is that they may occur with near blizzard conditions.

NWSDesMoines's tweet image. ❓ How often do extreme wind chills of -30 to -40 occur? They are very rare, generally only 1-2 hours/year south to around 14/year north. These may occur for 12 hours+ Thu night!

⚠️ Making this even rarer & more dangerous is that they may occur with near blizzard conditions.


Little Shirley Beans reposted

Good reporting he said what he said 👇👌https://t.co/raPUn1T4ij


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having a king is going to take some getting used to. we’re used to our monarch moving as far as they want in any direction but now it’s just one square at a time. much higher chance of being killed by a horse


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I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing

For me, I really like corn... It's CORN! 🌽 🎶 A big field of corn, @NASA can see it from space!

NASAEarth's tweet image. For me, I really like corn...

It's CORN! 🌽 🎶 
A big field of corn, 
@NASA can see it from space!
NASAEarth's tweet image. For me, I really like corn...

It's CORN! 🌽 🎶 
A big field of corn, 
@NASA can see it from space!


Little Shirley Beans reposted

Find the duck 🦆


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