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Joseph

@joe_duck

a normal man, an innocent man.

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Big Ben can fuck off it's not digital and doesn't even tell the temperature.

joe_duck's tweet image. Big Ben can fuck off it's not digital and doesn't even tell the temperature.

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I can't bite my tongue. I am sick of trial by social media. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? You all want to ruin a man's reputation because of unproven allegations in the media. I am no sheep. I, for one, am willing to believe that Daniel Khalife is innocent.


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i am losing my mind, the sub that went missing was controlled with a shitty logitech controller from like 2005

famoushorse's tweet image. i am losing my mind, the sub that went missing was controlled with a shitty logitech controller from like 2005
famoushorse's tweet image. i am losing my mind, the sub that went missing was controlled with a shitty logitech controller from like 2005


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Post a picture of your pet and a picture of what they're named after and let people try to guess their name.

J_Anderson__'s tweet image. Post a picture of your pet and a picture of what they're named after and let people try to guess their name.
J_Anderson__'s tweet image. Post a picture of your pet and a picture of what they're named after and let people try to guess their name.


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Charles and Camilla not wearing seatbelts in the carriage. Lovely wee tribute to Diana there.


Ready to build some contraptions…

joe_duck's tweet image. Ready to build some contraptions…

your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist

LITVRGY's tweet image. your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist


Fuck sake Pfizer need to pack it in.


Should’ve stoved his head in with the trophy.


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everyone should be on a little bit of mushrooms or a couple drinks deep at all times. feels like humanity figured this out ages ago and then nerds were like “no, we must trade stocks”


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Megan Markel never was going to be part of our Royal family she is an American actress who has manipulated Harry to get what she wants! Which is a big house in California and a big bank balance playing every card including the race card!



Ansel Elgort does a decent in job in Tokyo vice but I can’t help wonder what a more accomplished actor could’ve done in the role….

joe_duck's tweet image. Ansel Elgort does a decent in job in Tokyo vice but I can’t help wonder what a more accomplished actor could’ve done in the role….

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Right, tomorrow we'll be doing a pop shop from 5pm to midnight at The Social on Merrion Street in Leeds along side our Academy show. All merch at the shop will be approx 25% cheaper than it will be at the gig due to the Academy taking a 25% cut of all merch sold in their venue.

YardActBand's tweet image. Right, tomorrow we'll be doing a pop shop from 5pm to midnight at The Social on Merrion Street in Leeds along side our Academy show. All merch at the shop will be approx 25% cheaper than it will be at the gig due to the Academy taking a 25% cut of all merch sold in their venue.

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On October 30, 2001, the iconic Diego Armando Maradona decided to dress up as Bin Laden to celebrate his 62nd birthday and Halloween.

AssLatam's tweet image. On October 30, 2001, the iconic Diego Armando Maradona decided to dress up as Bin Laden to celebrate his 62nd birthday and Halloween.

The virgin Amazon vs The Chad WOB


This is especially admirable because he can’t even see over any of the jumps.

It is admired in @ThePonyClub circles that @RishiSunak is one of those dads who stays behind to help put the jumps away after riding sessions.



We need a 35 part Ken burns Eurovision documentary.


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Watch the skies over London tomorrow! The Queen's funeral. I believe "they" will want to pay their respects too! 3 months ago, a UFO flew over Her Majesty's Jubilee celebrations this may happen again. Send me what you have seen or caught on camera! God Bless The Queen!


Im on the toilet in jersey airport and they’ve just announced a two minute silence for the queen, not sure if I’m allowed to flush so I’m waiting it out….


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It is with great sadness that we acknowledge Her Majesty the Queen's passing. For 70 years, she stewarded us through our darkest and brightest days. Thank you Your Majesty. RIP bbc.co.uk/news/uk-615858…

KebabAwards's tweet image. It is with great sadness that we acknowledge Her Majesty the Queen's passing. For 70 years, she stewarded us through our darkest and brightest days. Thank you Your Majesty. RIP 

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-615858…

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R.I.P. The Queen 🕯️


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