johnDeltaForce's profile picture. understated and unfunny

JohnnyD

@johnDeltaForce

understated and unfunny

Pinned

People say under socialism, there'll be no big tiddy goth gfs. But, actually it is capitalism that is taking away our big tiddy goth gfs.


To compete with the Porsche 911, Tesla is releasing a Model 1488

So Elon Musk is doubling down on this "we need to have more kids" thing. It's clear by now that the "we" who should be having more kids here is white people, and the under-population myth is a white supremacist trope related to the idea that white people are being replaced.



JohnnyD reposted

He's pretty obvious about all this by now. The whole labor movement and union successes seems to be pushing him and Bezos and other billionaires away from pretending to be liberal and openly embracing the right. We should all be clear about all this.


JohnnyD reposted

How do they manage this level of cognitive dissonance

kennedytcooper's tweet image. How do they manage this level of cognitive dissonance

I tried to flirt with the cute youth pastor via text once & he told me he "wouldn't fuck [me] with God's dick".

I remember when a youth pastor was fired for “inappropriate texting” w/ a teen. Of course, they never gave details. 6 yrs later i heard what the text said. I felt physically ill and furious. I learned that day when a church says “inappropriate” it is almost never the right word



JohnnyD reposted

Some of the people on this website have their heart in the right place but aren't very smart.


My girlfriend bought the new Harry Potter video game so I broke up with her & gave her cats to the animal shelter


Nietzsche but based

I remember when a youth pastor was fired for “inappropriate texting” w/ a teen. Of course, they never gave details. 6 yrs later i heard what the text said. I felt physically ill and furious. I learned that day when a church says “inappropriate” it is almost never the right word



JohnnyD reposted

ok what the hell is my gramma sharing

lunch_enjoyer's tweet image. ok what the hell is my gramma sharing

Snitches get stenches

Nobody wants to use an appropriate amount of toilet paper anymore!

kennedytcooper's tweet image. Nobody wants to use an appropriate amount of toilet paper anymore!


~manifesting~

This post is unavailable.

CNN sucked before & apparently it's about to get worse vox.com/2022/8/26/2332…


JohnnyD reposted
uncleFredsTweet's tweet image.

Nous sommes les 60 pour cent

Also “top 60%” lmao? That’s how you know it isn’t benefiting the wealthy. If it was they would’ve said top 10% or 1%. Top 60% includes middle of the road average working class families.



JohnnyD reposted

Let's take a closer look at some of the loudest critics of #CancelStudentDebt. Are they wealthy? Did they go to elite schools? Are they powerful people helped by the status quo? (Spoiler alert: yes) A 🧵


JohnnyD reposted

this the most hater shit i ever seen lmfaooooooooo

Weakest Mario Kart DS Hacker



I went to a DSA chapter meeting to do some sabotage (FBI informant). I sat down & kept farting loudly until the committee leader asked me to leave.


Cash me in the rye how bow thah


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.