John Rambo
@johnathanrambo
My names John James Rambo. Some people know me as God. No biggie.
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I shouldnt be allowed to have my phone when intoxicated..
All out of hookers. Sorry. RT @ilovelarry Be sure to say your prayers, John Rambo is listening and will grant the requests of the virtuous
And may your family not be butchered mercilessly. RT @bjhaney @johnathanrambo may your machete stay mighty.
Pray away. Its Christmas. Im Busy. RT@ilovelarry: So what's the plan for tonight friends? I'm prayin' to John Rambo that its somethin' good!
Contrary to popular belief, I didn't rest on the 7th day. I actually went fishing in the morning, and then just shed blood until dinner.
And I will draw last. RT @dfuss @SamSam_I_Am he drew first follow.
Fun fact. The reason I wrapped my baby in swaddling clothes when he was born was to avoid him getting thrown in a fire. #swaddleyourbaby
Thank me indeed. RT @dfuss @RyanDoyle @ilovelarry Thank John Rambo I'm following @JonathanRambo
Nay. RT @Ryandoyle bahahaha! Hey @ilovelarry, are you behind @johnathanrambo? Shits ridiculous.
Tingliiing RT @ilovelarry From your mouth to John Rambo's ears my friend RT @bjhaney: merry christmas and may john rambo bless us, everyone.
Consider it did! RT: @bjhaney merry christmas and may john rambo bless us, everyone.
All my kids are doing this twitter thing so I figured I might as well too. Plus my son begged me and today's his b-day. So whatevs.
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