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John Batchan

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Forgot to annoy you all about my tiktok on twitter, here you go.


What if @beyonce planned to have her concert leaked? She smart like that. Full of surprises. She knew she would break the internet. #BeyonceInDubai


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One thing I taught Beyoncé and Solange was to practice failure. We would practice how they’d respond if their microphone got cut off, if their shoes broke on stage, if the wrong song got queued in their performance set. Anything can happen...

MathewKnowles's tweet image. One thing I taught Beyoncé and Solange was to practice failure. We would practice how they’d respond if their microphone got cut off, if their shoes broke on stage, if the wrong song got queued in their performance set. 

Anything can happen...

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I remember when shorts above the knees was “gay” and now it’s been appropriated to “hoochie daddy season”…mmk.


Scared to read anything on social media cause y’all love to spoil shows #Euphoria


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omicron, waiting for me to leave my house

miblogestublog's tweet image. omicron, waiting for me to leave my house

💙☁️ Get up is available to stream on Spotify and ITunes! ☁️💙 . . . 📸: @adrianeleighphoto Make-up: @dajavumakeup @ Toronto, Ontario instagram.com/p/CYy7aIFrJvj/…


There’s something empowering when treating yourself and dining out at a restaurant. Just another date with me, myself, and I. ❤️🥰


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I hate when I’m in the car Turnt & somebody call me 🙄 bitch I’m in da studio wtf you want


I truly was unaware that 9 fast & furious films exist. my oh my.


A dog with an “in service, do not pet” sign on them is literally the most offensive thing to ever read.


Y’all done bullied him away 😔😔😔😔 #JayZ #beyonce

johnbatchan's tweet image. Y’all done bullied him away 😔😔😔😔
#JayZ #beyonce

*snorts melatonin*


My neighbors are clearly watching squid game because all I hear is that theme song “HEE hee HEE hee HEEhee HEEhee HEE hee…”


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They should have been boyfriends.

ianolympio's tweet image. They should have been boyfriends.

The time has come.

johnbatchan's tweet image. The time has come.

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