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John Box

@johnbox68

Comedic author & main character of American MaleWhore in Tokyo; also known as The Great White Host, The Assman, & Nobody Calls You The Assman You Douchebag

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Four 2020 NFL Bold Predictions you can bank on. All guaranteed to come true, or you can dump on my chest. bit.ly/NFLBoldPredics @barstoolsports @PFF @Dameshek #NFLBoldPredictions #FantasyFootballBoldPredictions


Behind every great man is a great woman; behind every serial killer is a horrible one. #FunFact #JBFunFact


Here's the actual answer to the age old question of, What's the meaning of life? Killing time between galaxies. Here's the slightly fleshed-out version: pearlsbeforeswine68.com/thegreatwhiteh… #MeaningOfLife


Zelensky should’ve replied to Trump’s obnoxious & repetitive, “You don’t have the cards.” like this: “What you mean we don’t have cards? America on our side. You Trump. We have Ace of Trump.” Trump’s watching the war from the sideline, but Americans support Ukraine. Fat orange f


Fun Fact: It’s hard to be hard when you’re wearing skinny jeans.


Hey, here’s an idea. How about we just drive around this guy. #TiananmenSquare #SocialJustice #Jb

johnbox68's tweet image. Hey, here’s an idea. How about we just drive around this guy. #TiananmenSquare #SocialJustice #Jb

If you can’t get separate houses, at least get separate rooms. You pussy-whipped morons. #marriage


The Japanese word for cryptocurrency is 仮想通貨. It literally translates to: “imaginary currency”. Yes, please!


Podcasts are soooo incestuous. #JBFunFact


#SecretConfessions I’m roughly 45 years old, and I don’t know what engineer means.


I understand that women don’t understand how men want to hump-sex as many women as possible, but the least they can do is understand that men go nuts when two or more womens is talking at us at the same time. All I can do is cover my ears and rock myself until it ends.


BTW, school systems are “rigged” against boys. Goodonya boys!


We all know that women are the dominating party in the vast majority of marriages, so can we cut with the women-can-be-heroes-too & women-are-victims bullshit?!!!


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'Blue Rush' Podcast Episode 137: Should Giants Start or Sit Key Starters in Philly Sunday? trib.al/yYOYdol

nypostsports's tweet image. 'Blue Rush' Podcast Episode 137: Should Giants Start or Sit Key Starters in Philly Sunday? trib.al/yYOYdol

Everyone has a personality disorder. It’s just a matter of how far off the chart. Most people do moderately well with their horrendous personality. #FunFact #JBFunFact


Here’s an awesome single name for a lady looking to be next Madonna/Beyoncé: Vanity


The Da Vinci Code is a much better read than the Bible. #FunFact #JBFunFact


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