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Johnny*

@johndcpp

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone. *Not Johnny Depp. RP entertainment only.

I suck at tweeting, okay. But I've been through hell since my last time being active.


"Who's taco is queefing?" Good question...


"Guys, my bootyhole problems are private." Not anymore they're not...


I'm starting a kitten trend; courtesy of @swervinfraud


Yeah, that's right. U mad?


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Shaneese and Shaniqua <3


Wait. In bed. Not on. Though I suppose it's the same thing.


Having another one of those days I think. Fuck it, I'm just going to stay on bed.


And still, that isn't the creepiest song I've listened to today...


There's my joke for the day. Enjoy!


A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.


But I am still breathing, for those who were wondering.


You know you've been busy when you realize you couldn't find 2 minutes out on Twitter to type "I'm still breathing."


It's not my fault my Skype is messed up either! Blame Microsoft and their Windows 8 security.


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LISTEN- it's not my fault @johndcpp has a messed up version of Skype okay.


Are you good at drawing? — I love to draw. I don't know if I'd say I was good though. Depends.... ask.fm/a/2qk88k36


Do you wear any t-shirts with funny sayings on them? — My sister gave me a "I'm with Stupid" tee. Don't wear it ... ask.fm/a/2qjfkgi5


How important is money to you? — About as important as arguing over petty stuff. It happens, but it shouldn't ru... ask.fm/a/2qjf2ib6


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