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i was once cc'd on an email to nancy pelosi. all these tweets are jokes

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Seeing iPhone 12 trending from my iPhone 6

johnnn2go's tweet image. Seeing iPhone 12 trending from my iPhone 6

“I’m a big believer in work-life balance.” - 28F Career student


Some things shouldn’t be written down


Governor Ivey hasn’t responded to my virtual coffee invitations all year :/


Not arguing with anyone that took graduation pictures at a campus bar


There’s always tomorrow


We need a 104% tariff on Ugg boots


“That guy has such a punch-able face” - guy who has the same type of face


God grant me the strength to avoid women with substacks


Today’s probably Spotify wrapped day


Sorry I’m late there was a kitten in the hood of my fucking car

johnnn2go's tweet image. Sorry I’m late there was a kitten in the hood of my fucking car

If anyone needs me I’ll be carving curse words into a pumpkin


You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite A$AP Rocky song


God I fucking love minding my own business


I fear we’re going to lose Mr. Feeny soon


Had an uncle that was buried in an Auburn helmet but that was because we couldn’t get it off


Casually saying “I’d be a bad pole vaulter” on the first date


Why am I the only person vaping on the treadmill


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It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved


At the gym absolutely dripped out in Palace at midnight


You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

johnnn2go's tweet image. You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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