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John Peterson

@johnpetersontx

I'm an agency owner with interests in tech, outdoors, fitness, faith & family. Proud Aggie who married a Longhorn :)

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Never forget when Hank Hill struggled to remove the cap on a can of WD-40, he grabbed a smaller can of WD-40 to loosen it 😭


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2007A 36-year-old Elon Musk sits down for a quiet PBS interview and says, almost casually: “The most important thing we can do for the future of consciousness is to become a multi-planetary species… Everything else pales in comparison.” He then predicts, with zero hype:…


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I had a client delay Social Security until 70. He died at 72. His wife called me crying. Not only because he died. But because she wanted to thank me. She's now 69 and collecting $4,400/month instead of $2,600/month. That's $1,800 more per month. For the rest of her life.…


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At some point we need an honest conversation about how insanely blinding modern headlights have become


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This is just so insane to have on an airplane. Please make it a law that all commercial flights must have starlink. Congrats @elonmusk

levie's tweet image. This is just so insane to have on an airplane. Please make it a law that all commercial flights must have starlink. Congrats @elonmusk

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Me making first payment of 50-year mortgage

From badger

These buffets were glorious!

Remember when Pizza Hut had a buffet?

NostalgiaFolder's tweet image. Remember when Pizza Hut had a buffet?


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The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense Such a tiresome waste of time


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Imagine the thing you choose to critique Elon Musk on is work ethic 😂 Elon Musk: • Works 80–120 hours per week during peak periods • Jobs created (direct + supply chain): ~600,000 • Salaries paid out by his companies: ~$110 billion • Taxes he paid in just 2021: $11 billion…

Any school teacher has more work ethic in their pinky finger than Elon Musk has in his entire body. Make. Billionaires. Pay. Their. Fair. Share.



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Dance like no one is watching. Text & email like it will be read in court one day


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Your Tesla will notify you when your vehicle’s tire tread depth becomes too low. The system calculates the long-term average speed difference between the front and rear axles and notifies you which tires need to be replaced.

niccruzpatane's tweet image. Your Tesla will notify you when your vehicle’s tire tread depth becomes too low.

The system calculates the long-term average speed difference between the front and rear axles and notifies you which tires need to be replaced.

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No one could talk to me for the rest of the night after that.


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Me: I could never eat an entire 8 oz block of cheese. Mexican restaurants: Okay, mamacita, but what if we melt it and give you unlimited baskets of tortilla chips to scoop it up with? Me: sí


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Texas A&M coach Mike Elko on the Kyle Field crowd of 108,582 staying put even though A&M trailed, 30-3, at halftime: “Thank you for staying with us. Sorry for what the first half looked like. But in a lot of ways, you propelled us to victory in the second (half).”


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Wise words “My name’s Frank. I’m 64, a retired electrician. Forty-two years I spent running wires through houses, fixing breakers, making sure people had light in their kitchens and heat in their winters. Never once did anyone ask me where I went to college. Mostly, they just…

keira_con's tweet image. Wise words 

“My name’s Frank. I’m 64, a retired electrician.
Forty-two years I spent running wires through houses, fixing breakers, making sure people had light in their kitchens and heat in their winters. Never once did anyone ask me where I went to college. Mostly, they just…

Anyone surprised that @realDonaldTrump’s lawyer let Ghislane Maxwell get away with lying about #Epstein and provided favorable treatment to a sex trafficker? youtube.com/shorts/hQeKbeM…

johnpetersontx's tweet card. Todd Blanche’s Big Betrayal

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*TRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE MENTIONED* November 13th, 2020 is a day that changed the course of my life. It was senior year of college at University of Miami, Friday the 13th to be exact, and all my friends were heading to the Wharf later for happy hour because my friend Himmy…

kaylanknit's tweet image. *TRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE MENTIONED*
November 13th, 2020 is a day that changed the course of my life. 

It was senior year of college at University of Miami, Friday the 13th to be exact, and all my friends were heading to the Wharf later for happy hour because my friend Himmy…
kaylanknit's tweet image. *TRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE MENTIONED*
November 13th, 2020 is a day that changed the course of my life. 

It was senior year of college at University of Miami, Friday the 13th to be exact, and all my friends were heading to the Wharf later for happy hour because my friend Himmy…
kaylanknit's tweet image. *TRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE MENTIONED*
November 13th, 2020 is a day that changed the course of my life. 

It was senior year of college at University of Miami, Friday the 13th to be exact, and all my friends were heading to the Wharf later for happy hour because my friend Himmy…
kaylanknit's tweet image. *TRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE MENTIONED*
November 13th, 2020 is a day that changed the course of my life. 

It was senior year of college at University of Miami, Friday the 13th to be exact, and all my friends were heading to the Wharf later for happy hour because my friend Himmy…

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I got the Matic after seeing the hype on here. My Verdict: Incredible. Mapped rooms and runs at night. Mops and vacuums. We wake up to a clean house. Super quiet. Doesn’t bump stuff. Runs in the dark. Came with stickers for my son to decorate it. (not an investor, wish I was)


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He once walked straight into the glass door… and never recovered from the trauma Now he refuses to walk in unless his human pretends to open the “invisible door.” 😂

From B&S

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When you write Bruce Lee on your CV. 😂


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