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I'll do literally anything for more followers

The inability to block artists on @AppleMusic might be what drives me back to Spotify. There’s not enough added value to put up with so much Soundgarden


Anyone still fucking with this here website is nuts

johnsen50's tweet image. Anyone still fucking with this here website is nuts

Genuinely concerned “Livvy rizzed up baby gronk” is going to be my “Rosebud”


Extra proud of this because I only started listening to @Scowl40831 in like July

johnsen50's tweet image. Extra proud of this because I only started listening to @Scowl40831 in like July

Hey @senari and @pitchfork where's the Low discography (re-)review? I'll even get you started: Long Division is a 10.


The making amends step except you have to apologize to everyone you interacted with when you were 19


Why is #Wordle such a big deal? Is it actually taking anyone more than 4 guesses or five minutes?

johnsen50's tweet image. Why is #Wordle such a big deal? Is it actually taking anyone more than 4 guesses or five minutes?

Props to Eventbrite for being the place to get tickets to @DrugChurch and also the father/daughter dance at my kids’ Catholic school.


#Wordle is like Harry Potter books, right? Something for children that makes adults feel smart for finishing?


These “Let’s Go Brandon” bumper stickers are an like an early Christmas present for people who like to spit on racists’ cars


Sure would be cool if @camp_trash hooked up with @wrstprtyevr again for the Denver/Portland/SLC/Seattle shows 🤷🏼‍♂️


DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS???

johnsen50's tweet image. DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS???

It’s weird that Biggie is maybe a B-/B rapper at best but Juicy is 100% the greatest rap song ever made.


Weird that amazon is like the world's most important and profitable company and their website sucks all kinds of ass


Nice try, Spotify, putting Bleachers in my daily mix between niiice. and Arm’s Length. Not slipping that shit by me.


I haven’t been to a game in a year+ and forgot how things are, but srsly fuck you right in the ear, @Nationals , for this $7 atrocity

johnsen50's tweet image. I haven’t been to a game in a year+ and forgot how things are, but srsly fuck you right in the ear, @Nationals , for this $7 atrocity

Exmilitary is the best Death Grips album. Thanks


Instead of saying “issues” you can say “challenges” or “concerns” and you won’t sound like an idiot.


When I hear the garbage truck coming up the block

johnsen50's tweet image. When I hear the garbage truck coming up the block

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