Habitually Fat & Angry
@johnser545
Current leader & Founder of The Serbin Republic. Anti-Communist. #NationalDivorce Advocate
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Sunday has only two outcomes: 1. The Eagles beat the 49ers 2. Kevin Patullo beats the Eagles No team in the NFL matches up with us position by position.
The warrant for Maduro was issued and executed by the U.S., a move that is widely considered illegal on international grounds. Here is the administration’s response:
Whoever wins Eagles-Bills should get to throw their offensive coordinator into an active volcano as a reward
I think a potential downside of democracy, where everyone gets an equal vote simply for existing, is what happens if one generation is, for whatever reason, significantly larger than all the others. That generation could dominate the political system, essentially creating an…
Taco Bell will always be better than Chipotle because Chipotle aspires to be respectable Mexican food when you’re better off just going to a mid taco truck. Taco Bell aspires to be dogshit fast food and occasionally achieves greatness in its field.
My brother-in-law bought my small children kazoos for Christmas. I have a new mortal enemy.
Born just in time to be a privateer
Would you like to seize cartel assets as a privateer? My bill would allow the president to issue you a letter of marque. Time to take these pirates down. 🏴☠️
Either the suicidal empathy of Western civilization ends or Western civilization will end
You can only be called something you aren't for so long until you just say "fuck it" and become the most extreme version of what they've been calling you and make yourself their worst nightmare. instagram.com/reel/DQ6M-XTCF…
To the raccoon who ransacked that liquor store in Virginia, got drunk, and then passed out in the bathroom. We understand. It's been that type of year.
Paging @Fat_Electrician More context: x.com/natehale/statu…
They found him slumped over a machine gun he wasn’t even allowed to touch — and 98 dead enemy soldiers lying in a circle around him His name was Captain Benjamin Lewis Salomon — a quiet dentist from Milwaukee who spent his life helping people, not hurting them. In World War II,…
Captain Salomon actually was a trained machine gunner, and that’s an interesting element of his incredible story. After growing up in Milwaukee, Salomon moved to California where he earned his undergraduate and DDS degrees at USC. His parents died before he finished dental…
Fuck it! I'll say it! 2026 will be my year! quio dico ad esse!
When the Eagles fire Kevin Patullo, and they will, it’s time for a seasoned OC with no HC aspirations. I’m done with 1 and done young guy. Get me a Vic Fangio type OC, who has failed as a HC but is a great play caller, content in being here for 3-4 years. #FlyEaglesFly
Can Shane Gillis call plays for the Eagles offense?
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