saving my dollars every time something went wrong has finally paid off
if I had a dollar for every time something went wrong with my car I'd be rich
*opening gifts* me: :D my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝ my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
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Mom: “Don’t wind up the dog” My Brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me:
if I had a dollar for every time something went wrong with my car I'd be rich
NEVER use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.
me: engaged white girl: 262 days until we say i do 😌💍
you gotta love her on her bad days when she is moody and irritated just as much as you love her when everything is going well
idk who’s daughter needs to hear this but.... get an oil change
Every single time I get my haircut the stylist/stylee pair next to me is having the TIME OF THEIR LIVES and I just know my stylist is so mad she got stuck with me being like “so glad it’s Thursday, how bout you”
Took it personal because I would of never did it to you
I feel that everyone should move away from their hometown (even for a little bit) to see what the world has to offer, as well as grow outside of ur comfort zone
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