glad to find people are still doing bad photoshop instead of using AI
Facts about my 3yo nephew’s imaginary girlfriend: - half an inch tall - lives under a shoe - allergic to everything - keeps biting her mom (nephew kindly suggested she stop) - runs a highly successful lemonade stand despite her lemon allergy - they have been dating for 2 minutes
u have kind of got to respect justin trudeau’s career - generational run tbh 1994-1998: Snowboard instructor 1998-2002: Substitute teacher 2002-2008: CBC radio host/actor 2013-2025: PERSONALLY HANDICAPPED THE ECONOMY OF A G7 NATION 2025-current: Katy Perry’s boyfriend
Why is Minnesota ground zero for every insane thing lol
Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again
the american in me needs TLC cameras inside that jail
🚨 BREAKING — Nicolás Maduro has reportedly met with Luigi Mangione in New York City ahead of his trial.
One of your drivers for my pin while I was in the elevator and I went to grab my stuff and it wasn't there. He dodged all my calls too, please follow up with me @UberEats
remember the release of the film “bros” and billy eichner’s subsequent crash out when nobody saw it
Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever
Kamala Harris would've been worse than Trump... she woulda nagged maduro for not doing the chores 🤣 and then would go out shopping... 🤣💯 women often are shopping !
I can’t believe this is a real government account.
i can’t believe this is the first tweet i’ve seen in 2026 bro😭
how it feels to be 21 and scared of the dentist
in 1 or 2 months white gays are going to start calling erika kirk a “diva”…
the nick shirley video was great but what really made it was the autistic black nerd who has a meltdown on camera right at the end
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