Vitamin J
@jordanblobster
Vitamin J: The supplement you didn’t know you needed | Fortified with 100% of your recommended daily dose of sarcasm | Take daily with coffee for best results
I’m convinced that 90% of adulting is just saying, ‘Next week, I’ll have time to deal with that,’ every week, forever.
I don’t know whether to put a laughing or crying emoji on this one. Either way one thing is certain - NYC needs our prayers
🚨 It’s official. HE WON. New Yorkers forgot ! Please join me in a moment of silence for New York City. RIP NYC
This is my dog of 20 years and he died 30 seconds ago so I had to hop on here in my heartbreak to ask everyone to like this post and tell him ‘Good Boy’ in the comments or you’re a horrible person that hates animals. Did I do that right?
Most of the people you think you need are really just in the way.
Yet when 𝕏 creates an auto post for your one year on 𝕏 post it uses hashtags 😂
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Also, why does @elonmusk tell us to stop using hashtags but this auto-generated post uses a hashtag? #thingsthatmakeyougohmm
Thank you for the update, Mikhaila. Please prayer for @jordanbpeterson and for a speedy recovery and for his family.
Hey, as you know @jordanbpeterson has been really sick. A lot of people have been asking for updates so here’s one. He’s recovering slowly day by day but I won't lie, it's slow and scary. He won't be back for another few months at least, probably longer. We’re not entirely sure…
She’s dropping the truth bombs. If you see this, check her out. Your name is literally in her bio.
If you chase Jesus as hard as you chase those things that you think you want, you’ll probably end up with more than you’ll ever need.
With Kimmel getting canned I’m seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don’t like in an effort to get them fired. Like if…
I’m on board with this.
All I have to say is that I'll be raising my children to never celebrate the death of another human no matter what side they are on
If you went to school in the 70s/80s/90s How many kids did you know with gender dysphoria?
Mazie Hirono, who is arguably the dumbest Senator, just accidentally admitted that there are biological differences between men and women. Incredible It’s almost as if males have a physical advantage and shouldn’t be playing in girl’s sports!!
Hirono: "You are requiring applicants to be able to do a certain kind of pull ups, which a lot of woman cannot because of physiological differences." Kash: "If you wanna chase down a bad guy and put him in handcuffs, you better be able to do a pull-up."
I need some guidance here. I ordered Starbucks today before I heard about them censoring Charlie’s name. This was drawn on the cup. Is this a Helldivers reference and if so is it in support of a message that should concern me? Honest question.
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