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Josh Swaney

@joshpluszero

I’m the worst.

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Found my ex’s twitter account 😍

acting jealous while secretly cheating >>>>>>



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i’m forever alone


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heavy are the balls that store the pee


Shoutout @megantheevalium for making sure my algorithm is only this dude the last week. tiktok.com/t/ZP89bKYY7/


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me on a first date when she rightly asks if i’m on the spectrum

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS



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Someone please just hire me and pay me at least $70K to work remote and not work hard but do a damn good job at the work I do put out. And don’t time me down to the minute and be a little bitch. Please


That poor doll, the dry cleaning alone is going to cost a fortune.

A life-size 1:1 Nick Wilde plush of him in a suit from Zootopia 2 is being released in Japan

Dexerto's tweet image. A life-size 1:1 Nick Wilde plush of him in a suit from Zootopia 2 is being released in Japan
Dexerto's tweet image. A life-size 1:1 Nick Wilde plush of him in a suit from Zootopia 2 is being released in Japan


Sometimes a latina's words hit harder than her chancla.


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You piss me off so bad. Will you marry me


This is what New York voted for.

This was just sad

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I’ll take any excuse to visit McKinley Park as long as Bimbo is still pumping that fresh bread smell across the entire neighborhood.


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The best opening credits to any movie I saw in 2025:

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Someday 🙏

I Was Wrong.



I’m only doing a colonoscopy if it can be broadcast at the Sphere in Vegas.


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once again i do NOT understand why the dems shut down tim walz’ “weird” thing. it’s EXACTLY how they should be talking about **this** shit

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Did you ghost write this tweet? @dudlik

silksong is the worst game of the year every time i fight birds



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He yearns for the Midwest

Great photo by Vatican Media of Pope Leo’s visit today to the Vatican Radio Transmission Center outside of Rome.

maryshovlain's tweet image. Great photo by Vatican Media of Pope Leo’s visit today to the Vatican Radio Transmission Center outside of Rome.


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