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It’s crazy that people act like they don’t realize I’m the holy spirit in human form.
Imagine the disappointment when your offspring becomes a blood sucking parking ticket giver. I feel for those parents that have to live through that sadness.
-“What do you call the animal underwater that looks like a spider?” -“An octopus?”
You have a good point
Well if you’d get out of the fish tank once in a while, you’d probably feel less dirty
My fish reproduced and I killed 6 of the fish babies. No, I didn’t eat them, weirdo.
My dad reads my tweets without liking them. He might as well just tell me he considers me a mistake.
I would be very uncomfortable reincarnating as a TV to have people staring at me until they literally burn me out just to throw me away dafuq.
I share my parents with only one person. A sibling, I believe? No, my dog has taken that place and now I’ve come to twitter to share my experiences with orphanage, despite being a 19 year old. It hurts the same.
United States Tendances
- 1. #WWENXT N/A
- 2. Wemby N/A
- 3. Ford N/A
- 4. Chet N/A
- 5. Peyton Watson N/A
- 6. Seton Hall N/A
- 7. #TheRookie N/A
- 8. #kubball N/A
- 9. Tre Jones N/A
- 10. #ThunderUp N/A
- 11. Weathers N/A
- 12. Nate Ament N/A
- 13. Reggie Miller N/A
- 14. TJ Sabula N/A
- 15. Jaida Parker N/A
- 16. Harrison Barnes N/A
- 17. John Blackwell N/A
- 18. #iubb N/A
- 19. Dale Partridge N/A
- 20. Joan Beringer N/A
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