The Real Schmitty
@jschmit
Experienced Marketer and Project Management Director, Runner/Triathlete. Loves: God, wife, doggie, Mickey Mouse and THE Ohio State University.
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“You know what I mean, right? Everything that’s going on. In America. This year. The stuff. All that.”
“I’m asking all the American tennis players to say the thing I want to hear. Will you be an American tennis player who says the thing I want to hear?”
“Congratulations on the tennis win. Now, could you please say the politics things I want to hear?” “No.” “To clarify, I’m obsessed with my weird little strand of politics, and I’d like you to say words I like.”
Once again Jimmy Fallon ruins everything
'I don't like Metallica, they're too heavy to listen to.' Metallica:
One private jet flight to Davos for every four World Economic Forum attendees. And meanwhile, they plaster solar panels on prime farmland, try to reduce livestock due to cow farts, ban wood burners and make us plebs to drink from plastic bottles with tethered lids.
Greedy government policies have chased billionaires and many other wealthy residents from Illinois. The result: the biggest property tax hike in 30 years, falling on the middle class. Bad economic policies drive bad outcomes for everyone.
Heading to Davos to give a 7 minute speech asking everyone to keep their thermostats at 55 degrees this winter. Together, we can reverse climate change.
In 2013, after Toni was in office for a few years, Cook County's net position was negative $3.8 billion. That is, county liabilities exceeded county assets by $3.8 billion. Today (FY 2024), Cook County's net position is negative $10.3 billion. 😬
Under Toni Preckwinkle, Cook County spending has gone up billions of dollars: the budget has grown 250% on her watch. Now local property taxes are skyrocketing, while seniors are struggling & too many working families can’t make ends meet. Toni promised not to raise the Sales…
somewhere Gary Larson just sat bolt upright in bed without knowing why
Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth. Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. wapo.st/4qupeqt
Calm down. It’s a video game.
JUSTIN ROSE, THE FIRST ALBATROSS IN TGL HISTORY 😱 AND it's his first albatross EVER 🤯
The one category that I spend the most money on isn't housing or food-- it's taxes. That's absolutely pathetic. And what's worse, it's never enough for the greedy state and its dummy bootlickers.
Older planes were less efficient so actually created fewer contrails. Today's 787s exhaust much cooler air capable of creating clouds in ice supersaturation layer. "contrail outbreak zones" are easily predictable.
Was a clear sky this am, now this. Didn’t Florida ban spraying chemicals in our sky’s? We need to ban it nationwide. There is no way that water vapor would stay that long in the sky.
College has been a mass wealth transfer from young Americans to college administrators, facilitated by the largest predatory lender in the world- the US government.
california doesn’t make talented, productive people wealthy. talented, productive people make california wealthy.
🚨 Kara Swisher on California’s Wealth Tax “You made all your money in California, you ungrateful piece of sh*t. You could figure out a way to pay more taxes, and we deserve the taxes from you.”
Joan of Arc was great, but nothing compared to her sister, Joan of Circumference, who was a much more rounded person.
I did not know that IL officials expected the Bears to pay up to 25 times more in property taxes than the next highest private stadium in the country. Illinois needs to get real. This number is nowhere near the realm of possibility and gives the Bears no choice. If it is not…
You gotta hand it to Kevin Warren. He and the Bears are playing their hand *perfectly* from a game theory perspective w/r/t the stadium negotiations. Everyone knows having more options gives you negotiating power. This Indiana gambit (and the almost frightening speed with which…
Online users also discovered that a Florida Democrat running for Congress bought this domain and made it redirect to DHS so that he could feed this story to journalists at TMZ who are too stupid to do a whois domain lookup x.com/TMZ/status/201…
😳 Online users have discovered that typing "Nazis. us" into a web browser instantly flips to the official homepage of the U.S. government's Department of Homeland Security. tmz.me/lIYdGfE
Justice Scalia famously asked an Obama official to put Kagan on the Court because if they were going to send over someone he disagreed with, it may as well be someone brilliant.
In a hyper-partisan environment, it's difficult to communicate my admiration for Justice Kagan, who is fantastically sharp and bitingly incisive in her oral interrogations and written opinions
So...in case you missed it. The California State Auditor released their 2025 report. $281 Billion in Unemployment Fraud since the beginning of the pandemic. A $1 trillion dollar shortfall in funding the California pension system. The Governor's office is refusing to release…
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