Jonathan Abrahams
@jsneaky8
Writer of shows
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A look back at my timeline reveals only 2 interests: TV writing and the #MiamiDolphins. Thinking I should start jarring pickles maybe.
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Nobody will believe in your plan, until your plan becomes successful.
Not ashamed to admit (okay a little ashamed) that I'm looking for a good site for PPR fantasy football. Weekly advice, how to actually be good at it, etc. @IamJimmyFox , @TheFootballDuke, anybody else, thoughts?
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Say something innocuous aloud like "I like soup." Now imagine that every time you say that, there is a 10% chance of someone who irrationally, unreasonably and furiously hates soup and perceives your declaration as an act of personal aggression against them. and that's twitter
For a second I thought Newt Gingrich was also the retired three-star general and the former publicist for MJ and Prince and I was like, ah. It all makes sense now.
Newt Gingrich, a three-star Air Force general and former publicist for Michael Jackson and Prince want to create a $2 billion sweepstakes to see who can establish and run the first lunar base politico.pro/2zaFIf6
How I greet my daughters every morning.
Been watching this several times each time I see it on my timeline.
Peter Fonda made near a hundred movies with I'm sure countless great performances. But Ulee's Gold (1997) has a special place in my heart; a beautifully intimate rendering of a complex man that inspired me during a tough time in my life. Thank you, and RIP.
I wanted to be Mark. Since my parents wouldn't let me change my name, I adopted it as my middle name. Then I had it engraved on a bowling ball. Then I got over the name. Then I rolled the bowling ball down the slightly downhill street near my house and never saw it again. FIN
Do you have a secret name you wish you were named? I’ve had a deep and EMBARASSINGLY sincere desire to be named Autumn since I was about 8.
Took a break after fifteen minutes of writing to check Ryan Fitzpatrick's career stats at Harvard. Session is going well. #laserfocus #IvyLeaguePlayerOfTheYear
That cinnamon roll was actually a wormhole into the space/time continuum because apparently I just ate it but don't remember actually taking a bite
So true. I (still!) often wake up not sure how or if I actually graduated.
You have gone through all your years of school by attending and completing all of your classes and as a reward you will now have an anxiety dream about forgetting to go to class several nights a week forever. Forever and ever. Until you die. Pretty cool!
This needs to be policy
If Hollywood really cared about writers it would give us the option of instantly leaving a bad pitch meeting with the salmon tube.
Crater Lake. Yeah, it’s really this blue. Amazing. #roadtrip instagram.com/p/B1COmRBp8xn/…
A bit o' cool news from the work front >> Quibi Developing ‘One Night Forever’ From ‘The Arrangement’ Creator & AwesomenessTV deadline.com/2019/08/quibi-… via @Deadline
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Quibi Developing ‘One Night Forever’ From ‘The Arrangement’ Creator & AwesomenessTV
Quibi is expanding its development slate with One Night Forever, a new series from The Arrangement creator Jonathan Abrahams.
Notes from the Oregon Wilderness: The mosquitos are beefy. They bite. The bites itch. But the next day -- the bites are gone. Like they didn't happen. Whaa? But then, the day after THAT, the itching returns! Way worse! And it last for days! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON???
Always good to have smart people behind you. instagram.com/p/B0rvTyWJw66/…
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Kamala Harris unveils a “Medicare for All” plan that’s funded by taxes on Wall Street and preserves a role for private insurers bloomberg.com/news/articles/… via @bpolitics
Personally I have been bemoaning how many writers these days are using "fucking" as an adverb. "This is fucking serious," like, whoa, this really IS serious. It's seriously serious. I better wake up! But really it's lazy writing. Not fucking lazy. Just lazy.
It won't be too soon if we (or at least I) never hear these phrases again: price point at the end of the day awesome (unless God has made a corporeal appearance) Others?
Sebastian and her lovely claws, under the sea last night. #LittleMermaid instagram.com/p/B0b__fYpfWH/…
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